- Jan 28, 2011
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Ten little signings standin' in a line,
Fulham got promoted and then there were nine;
Nine little signings; wouldn't that be great?
Ed wouldn't swap one and then there were eight.
Eight little signings who might be Tottenham heav'n.
One stayed at Lyon and then there were seven;
Seven little signings all with flicks and tricks,
One got loaned to Chelsea and then there were six.
Six little signings surely all alive,
Zaha kicked the bucket and then there were five;
Five little signings; who could ask for more?
Dortmund wouldn't sell, so then there were four.
Four little signings not exactly free
One met Raiola and then there were three;
Three little signings; I suppose that would do.
One wasn't home grown and then there were two
Two little signings linked in the Sun,
One rumour got pooh-poohed and then there was one;
One little signing left, so Dan proposed a sum
Villa said 'fuck right off' and then there were none.
Fulham got promoted and then there were nine;
Nine little signings; wouldn't that be great?
Ed wouldn't swap one and then there were eight.
Eight little signings who might be Tottenham heav'n.
One stayed at Lyon and then there were seven;
Seven little signings all with flicks and tricks,
One got loaned to Chelsea and then there were six.
Six little signings surely all alive,
Zaha kicked the bucket and then there were five;
Five little signings; who could ask for more?
Dortmund wouldn't sell, so then there were four.
Four little signings not exactly free
One met Raiola and then there were three;
Three little signings; I suppose that would do.
One wasn't home grown and then there were two
Two little signings linked in the Sun,
One rumour got pooh-poohed and then there was one;
One little signing left, so Dan proposed a sum
Villa said 'fuck right off' and then there were none.