The hurricane.
Keep reading, he doubles down on it.Good call
FYP
For what it's worth, every time I see him play I think he looks a footballer... not just another strong/fast/tricky athlete with a stupid haircut.
Comparisons to Teddy are accurate.
You know how people are always banging on about what's wrong with English football? Well one of those things is that for the last 20 years, there's been this way of thinking that fast or strong = good. And if a lad is fast/strong, then he's getting picked at a young age over the others... so technique and intelligence is waylaid. Hence the England team is full of limited cloggers or nippy lightweights, and no actual footballers.
This concept of no pace = no goals is garbage as well. Teddy Sheringham lacked pace, but he was a step ahead in his brain and as such got the Golden Boot twice. Alan Shearer lost his pace after his ligament injury and yet still managed 20+ goals every season until he retired.
Players like Harry Kane are a breath of fresh air.
I'd shag Harry Kane if I'm honest.
...and the ankles of the chap from Misery, the Stephen King book.He has the intelligence of Sheringham, work rate of Shearer and technique of Klinsmann.
Are we really doing this?
Two out of three ain't bad.SlotBadger said:I know he's only made one appearance for the first team, but I honestly believe he'll go on to captain England and win the 2018 World Cup Golden Boot with 6 goals.
By January 2017, I expect him to have changed his name to Barbara.
By September 2019, I expect him to have scored roughly 170 goals in all competitions for us (130 in the league).
Just read the first page of this thread. Quite funny knowing what we know now know about Harry. This thread basically charts his career for 8yrs, through the eyes of SC.
The Messi of White Hart Lane.
He’d be getting 50 goals a season like he has done before, but for some reason we don’t play that way anymore, which baffles meImagine if he got the service Lewandowski got
He needs to start making some runs. Son was getting way more active and in behind the defense than he was. He’s just like a statue out there.Imagine if he got the service Lewandowski got