"you're caught on my ring!" ;-)
"Defoe finds a friend to remove those splinters from his arse after being a substitute yet again under that nasty piece of shit, who clearly wouldn't know a striker if it bit him on his fat, bald head, Martin Jol."
or how about:
"Didier Zokora shows his usual laughable ball-control as he runs up yet another useless alley"
or maybe:
'Two rubbish footballers having a laugh"
Something for every Spurs-Chatter there, I think.
...they said in unison.
Didier: "The gaffer was right, the sun doesnt shine out of your arse".
"you're caught on my ring!" ;-)
hence my wink dude.