The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 18th August 2017

LexingtonSpurs

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DeadleyLedley said:

A signing and some ITK and we've basically reverted back to apes.

Apes.

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my link

 

HildoSpur

Likes Erik Lamela, deal with it.

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• #542

Bricking it in a good way.

 

Indisguise

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• #543

Emperor Penguin said:

But apes don't read philosophy!

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A&C's getting into his polar bear suit.

 

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Oshi

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Thought i would celebrate our new signing with a soapy power wank, unfortunately got soap down the ole japs eye at the worst possible moment, turned the vinegar strokes into exquisite agony.

 

VertongHen

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• #545

Oshi said:

Thought i would celebrate our new signing with a soapy power wank, unfortunately got soap down the ole japs eye at the worst possible moment, turned the vinegar strokes into exquisite agony.

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My facial expressions reading that -->

 

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even steven

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Oshi said:

Thought i would celebrate our new signing with a soapy power wank, unfortunately got soap down the ole japs eye at the worst possible moment, turned the vinegar strokes into exquisite agony.

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There are some things I wish I didn't know after reading the in the know thread

 

Chinaspur

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If we sign anyone else tonight sales of pot noodle are going to skyrocket in north London

 

IfiHadTheWings

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Sorry im late guys, been nursing a raging hard on after reading the last 17 pages.

ITk'ers you saucy saucy(sourcy) buggers.

What a top draw site this place is.

 

Bigjim6464

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IfiHadTheWings said:

Sorry im late guys, been nursing a raging hard on after reading the last 17 pages.

ITk'ers you saucy saucy(sourcy) buggers.

What a top draw site this place is.

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If it lasts longer than four hours, she should probably call the doctor.

 

tony0379

The bald midget has to go!

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I'm travelling from Liverpool to Euston right now on The train. If we announce another signing I'm gonna have to have a champagne wank in 1st class.

 

YiddoInPoland

You got some statistical evidence to back that up?

Aug 6, 2011

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hahahah @Archibald&Crooks trolling the fuck out of this thread

 

talkshowhost86

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Am I the only one who reads ITK and thinks 'well that's potentially interesting' rather than reaching for the Vaseline and the wank sock?

 

robertgoulet

SC Resident Crooner Extraordinaire

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talkshowhost86 said:

Am I the only one who reads ITK and thinks 'well that's potentially interesting' rather than reaching for the Vaseline and the wank sock?

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I use any and every opportunity as one to reach for the Vaseline and wank sock.

 

Jamturk

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• #554

talkshowhost86 said:

Am I the only one who reads ITK and thinks 'well that's potentially interesting' rather than reaching for the Vaseline and the wank sock?

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You're a season ticket holder ain't ya

 

VertongHen

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Why are there so many people saying they've hard-ons during this online mass-debating session in the ITK thread?

 

tony0379

The bald midget has to go!

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VertongHen said:

Why are there so many people saying they've hard-ons during this online mass-debating session about ITK in the ITK thread?

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That's how we do things around here mate

 

Emperor Penguin

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• #557

VertongHen said:

Why are there so many people saying they've hard-ons during this online mass-debating session about ITK in the ITK thread?

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Well, we are a cock on a ball to be fair...

 

doctor stefan Freud

the tired tread of sad biology

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Indisguise said:

You tell us... You're the shrink!

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I'm only a doctor of duck plumage. And smoothing pillows.

 

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yankspurs

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I dont know why but hercules and gards' bits about a no go game changer than could now be a goer have me thinking back to the piece of itk from earlier in the summer about a move that could happen but not this summer. Probably me reaching desperately but it was the first thought that popped into my head and well, i've convinced myself its happening this summer.

 

doctor stefan Freud

the tired tread of sad biology

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yankspurs said:

I dont know why but hercules and gards' bits about a no go game changer than could now be a goer have me thinking back to the piece of itk from earlier in the summer about a move that could happen but not this summer.

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Don't. Fucking. Do. It.
People's be doing all kinds of weird, fluid shit in here without that manifesting