The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 17th August 2015

yankspurs · Aug 17, 2015

Trix said:
Old Benjamin was the name in of the Donkey in animal farm = Ass
I keep calling him but he doesn't hear me so I took him to the doctor = Ear ill
Dr Ross was George Clooney's character in ER = ER
they did a good job of fixing him = Mend he

Ass ear ill ER Mend He

Definite interest on our part, managers preference but waiting to assess his options. The interest though is mutual

Ionman34 said:
I'm not being offensive here ys, but the above is a perfect example of how the simplest information can be misinterpreted. Trix said MP likes him a lot, I don't recall any mention of him being a preference, particularly as no one at the club thought he was even available, including Poch.

bceej · Aug 17, 2015

HappySpur said:
I agree with you 95.60241%

Spoke too soon...

HappySpur · Aug 17, 2015

stewartd said:
No they didnt

Bang and Zing. @TheWaddler will be hard pressed to find a witty retort to that. Perhaps a "Yes they did"

Trees · Aug 17, 2015

Hazelton said:
Seen a few people mention our "special relationship" with Real Madrid, but didn't we confirm it had ended?

If anything works in our favour, it's that Madrid still owe us money for both Modric and Bale. Could drive the asking price down a fair bit and free up some additional wage space for him if necessary.

The special relationship is akin to the UK and USA. We do whatever our partners wants us to do. We sold them Bale and Modric. Levy received a free paella at Madrid market.

HappySpur · Aug 17, 2015

Trees said:
The special relationship is akin to the UK and USA. We do whatever our partners wants us to do. We sold them Bale and Modric. Levy received a free paella at Madrid market.

The special relationship, whether it still exists or not, provided one thing and one thing only. Copious amounts of lube.

doctor stefan Freud · Aug 17, 2015

bceej said:
I've never seen anything so specific.

I know- my credit history is less precise than that.

Everlasting Seconds · Aug 17, 2015

I would be flabbergasted if we signed a player from Madrid.
Flabbergasted.
And worried about what they want from us next summer ...

Col_M · Aug 17, 2015

Trix said:
Old Benjamin was the name in of the Donkey in animal farm = Ass
I keep calling him but he doesn't hear me so I took him to the doctor = Ear ill
Dr Ross was George Clooney's character in ER = ER
they did a good job of fixing him = Mend he

Ass ear ill ER Mend He

Definite interest on our part, managers preference but waiting to assess his options. The interest though is mutual

I'm late to the party as some of us actually have a job to do. But word for word This is exactly what I was going to say was the answer.

Any more Cryptics, just nudge me if you need some help

Singaspursofsixspence · Aug 17, 2015

Everlasting Seconds said:
I would be flabbergasted if we signed a player from Madrid.
Flabbergasted.
And worried about what they want from us next summer ...

Yes, you are right. Perhaps Lloris?

doctor stefan Freud · Aug 17, 2015

Everlasting Seconds said:
I would be flabbergasted if we signed a player from Madrid.
Flabbergasted.
And worried about what they want from us next summer ...

Lamela for 35 big ones (British Sterling). Work it, Daniel

Everlasting Seconds · Aug 17, 2015

doctor stefan Freud said:
Lamela for 35 big ones (British Sterling). Work it, Daniel

It has happened before.

longtimespur · Aug 17, 2015

Singaspursofsixspence said:
Yes, you are right. Perhaps Lloris?

Why would they want Lloris and De Gea who seems to be pushing for his move?

doctor stefan Freud · Aug 17, 2015

Everlasting Seconds said:
It has happened before.

Lightening. Twice. Striking.

Archibald&Crooks · Aug 17, 2015

Singaspursofsixspence said:
Yes, you are right. Perhaps Lloris?

If we don't get CL he's off anyway so I wouldn't worry about it. Kane has to have a similar season to the last one before he gets onto their radar so as it stands there's nothing to worry about.

Run freely through meadows filled with daisys naked, screaming COYS at the top of your voice in celebration, before partaking of some filthyness with a couple of well endowed Romanians of dubious gender. Except don't do it anywhere near Woods Farm near Canterbury, that miserable fucker will call the police. So I hear…...

Mr Pink · Aug 17, 2015

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My source telling me njie done stop panicking boys
Berahino 97.36% done. Just small hurdle of west brom accepting 10m less but as window draws to close they will come down by 7.35m to get deal done

Lastly special Real Madrid relationship means illarenendi is ours. Initial loan with deal for 14m euros and 5 year deal on 62,450 per week.

I take it this is a piss take?

mikeeegreen · Aug 17, 2015

Col_M said:
I'm late to the party as some of us actually have a job to do. But word for word This is exactly what I was going to say was the answer.

Any more Cryptics, just nudge me if you need some help

Cabbage

Archibald&Crooks · Aug 17, 2015

Mr Pink said:
I take it this is a piss take?

This was posted last night or the other day I think. I'm not sure why people are taking too much notice of it, this needs massive dumpsters full of salt poured on it, plus two more shovel fulls of rock salt. It's the hope that kills you

Mr Pink · Aug 17, 2015

Archibald&Crooks said:
This was posted last night. I'm not sure why people are taking too much notice of it, this needs massive dumpsters full of salt poured on it, plus two more shovel fulls of rock salt.

Ok, just thought the precise percentages attributed to various deals was a bit....erm...precise

Huddlestone22 · Aug 17, 2015

I said a little while back I had a slight guess that Illaramendi was the mystery midfielder ITKs were referring to earlier in the window. The fact it was kept under wraps was the fact Liverpool were keen on the player and would probably pay a ridiculous wage. Keeping it quiet means we might be able to agree a deal with Asier Illaramendi. I'd be absolutely delighted with someone of his quality, immense footballer.

HappySpur · Aug 17, 2015

Archibald&Crooks said:
If we don't get CL he's off anyway so I wouldn't worry about it. Kane has to have a similar season to the last one before he gets onto their radar so as it stands there's nothing to worry about.

Run freely through meadows filled with daisys naked, screaming COYS at the top of your voice in celebration, before partaking of some filthyness with a couple of well endowed Romanians of dubious gender. Except don't do it anywhere near Woods Farm near Canterubry, that miserable fucker will call the police. So I hear…... View attachment 19790

Now the Romanians are getting into the Shemale act too? As if the Thai's and Brazilians haven't already saturated a market that nobody cares about enough as it is. Not that I would know, no?

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