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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Gonads on the Line Edition 30th August 2013

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ohwhenthespurs

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Touche fella :).. Massive credit to you, though, for coming out & praising the very man you've (with reason) berated so often. All we need now is an announcement about the new stadium & you'll be getting your old 'Shoot' magazines from under your bed & putting Levy pictures all over your bedroom wall. And you won't be using BluTack to stick them up :whistle:
Ha ha brilliant! No, I wasn't being funny, I just didn't understand what you meant by a, what was it? Ilift?
Oh, and I was always more a 90 Minutes kind of kid than Shoot!
 

tom4s

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It just struck me that the (faulty) "Spurs are a one man team" argument is almost more valid now than it was before. We have nearly bought a whole new team off the ludicrously overinflated world record price that RM will pay for Bale.
 

Cornpattbuck

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What I love about this transfer activity is that the defensive unit is already settled (even if we were to bring in Coentrao, we're not talking overhaul!), so these new creatives should be able to hit the ground running. Exciting times.
 

Spurs_Q8

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I'm not ITK, but i heard Bale flight to Spain was on 1 August, the plane stopped to Chicago, then went to Hawaii, then to Sedney, then to India, then to Turkey, then due to came to Spain on 30 August.
#The_captain_was_lost


I'm just happy Chelsea lost :)
 

Parkie

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Regarding pledges, I don't think any of us expecting this kind of activity and the last thing we'd want is anyone to get themselves into difficulties because they feel forced to donate. If you can't afford it, don't :)
And there was I thinking you'd done a deal with Levy to finance the new speedboat!
 

E8spur

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The Mail are saying Tom Carroll has been offered to Ajax on loan. Brilliant move for him if true

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...tml?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

I hope this is true, not just because the loan would be a fantastic move for Carroll but also because I;d like to think the very encouraging comments "from the club" are genuine as well.

Of course, no real quotes - this is the Daily Mail... But the article is a good read if you're a fan of young TC.
 

garymcl

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Keeerist!

I'm just finished putting the final touches to the last "give Rob your cash" post and thinking two signings is a pretty good day and then a blimmin' Scandiwegian arrives in the last post!

So, back to it to trawl the pledge thread and see who mentioned Christian "Villa" Eriksen in their pledges.

Oh, and, please remember that there is still time left in the crazy window where Levy found the wheelbarrow (it was behind the war-chest after all) and gave it to Kevin Keegan's illegitimate brother and sent him off round Europe with a wish list made up of Liverpool's targets ( ;) ) and pure fantasy...
You too could end up listed below in the glorious roll of honour if your picks come in (let's face it - name a player you want in a Spurs shirt - the odds are we will sign them!).

So, tonight's rollover winners are:

Parkie - Any other "big name" (that I like): £10 - I like Eriksen

Mr Pink - Erikson £20.00

Revo - Other first team players £5 each

Whitechina - Erikson £5

Lillywhites61 - Any attacking midfielder £10

Syn_13 - Creative attacking mid/wide forward/winger - £5

Indacupfortottenham - Erikson £5

MonkeyBastardHands - Each other "household name" signing - £10
(This even comes up on Autocorrect now!)

GBSpurs - £10m -£15m = £10 (£11.5m apparently)

Joshua shepherd - Eriksen - £10

Davids_5 - £10 for a creative midfield player

Ian Kane - Sign anyone - £5 (per signing)

StupidLikeAFox - And £1 for every million spent (another £11.50!)

Bus-Conductor - Eriksen 50

Bruts - Every signing over £10 million - £5

N17Jack - Erickson, sorry about the spelling, £20

Reece - please let me know if this joke is getting old!
I'll give a tenner for each player we sign who has Villa somewhere in their name in addition to a tenner per player who is signed from a club that has likewise - until Feb 1st.
See second sentence of this post!

MilkyBarYid - we've finally signed someone who hasn't cost you money!

Guilty party - £10m -£15m = £10
(did I miss you off the previous roundup? If so, sorry!)

Sweech - Eriksen - $20 (Canadian)

Garymcl - Erickson - £50 (it's not your night is it?! - or is it the night of your life?!)

PhezTHFC - £10 Another full international

Thanks!
Think about it - this list alone is £261.50 (plus whatever $20 works out at) - the servers cost £390 per month so we are almost there without random generosity that just comes out of the blue as well...

That is a hint.

In fact, Garymcl has bought two weeks of access for you lot in one day today! That's about 600 people who can spaff themselves blind (mass)debating the merits of AVB's beard dye for a fortnight due to one simple pledge.

In the words of Bob Geldof: "Give us yer feckin money!"

Ha ha ha!!! That's class Parkie! Another £50 signed, sealed & delivered via western union.....oooops, sorry, wrong forum, I meant PayPal! happy staffing you spaffers!!!
 

sebcole

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In
Soldado
Paulinho
Capoue
Chadli
Chiriches
Lamela
Eriksen
£107m *

Out
Caulker
Dempsey
Parker
Huddlestone
Bale
£107m*

0 Net spend. Brilliant Business Tottenham... now Levy, stop being a tightarse and spend some bloody money!!! ;)

*Figures stated are only approximate and rightly so, or my joke doesn't work.


Hoisted from the site that can't be named I see ;)
 
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