The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Gonads on the Line Edition 30th August 2013

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Bonjour étudiants de eyetique​

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Seasoned participants in this thread will remember me betting a large number of my testicles (IIRC it was 17) on something in the last window only to be let down at the last minute. I think it was Leandro. Seventeen testicles down the pan. But anyway, since then i've been conserving my testes but now I think it's time to get them out again.​

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So.......I'm betting 12 of my testicles that we announce a signing or two today. There. Bollocks on the line.​

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I'm betting another 14 testicles that there's a striker coming, although I have no idea as to who that might be but hopefully we'll start getting some ITK on that in the next day or two.​

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Today's word of the day is: #signanotherfuckingstrikerlevyyoutight**** ​

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But seeing as we're seemingly on the brink of two signings we'll allow ourselves two words of the day today​

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The 2nd is: Tasty​

 

[Firekid]

I wanna see stoofs stamp today! God that sounds like a euphemism!

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

Morning all, feels good waking up with an optimistic feeling as a Spurs fan. Not used to it yet, but long may it continue with some #tasty transfer news. COYS.

 

[Leachie]

Two new signings? More like three!

 

[Matthew]

1st in ...tasty!

bastard beat me!

 

[HobbitSpur]

Morning all, start off the day with a bit of New, Just heard that Kaka wants out, and the Braziian window is shut, so he will stay in Europe

Could be a Tasty Squad Player!!

 

[CowInAComa]

Morning all, start off the day with a bit of New, Just heard that Kaka wants out, and the Braziian window is shut, so he will stay in Europe

Could be a Tasty Squad Player!!

wouldnt get in our team, cant even get in Madrids.

 

[Hawkey77]

Morning all, start off the day with a bit of New, Just heard that Kaka wants out, and the Braziian window is shut, so he will stay in Europe

Could be a Tasty Squad Player!!

Milan I reckon

 

[tiger666]

Morning all, start off the day with a bit of New, Just heard that Kaka wants out, and the Braziian window is shut, so he will stay in Europe

Could be a Tasty Squad Player!!

Not new. Was discussed yesterday. There's a thread for him. It's also not ITK so A&C will likely treat you to some dildo action.

 

[Dr Know]

bastard beat me!

I'm sure A&C can do you both at the same time

 

[max cady]

Morning all let the fun begin.

 

[Kirito]

I think Erik is already registered because he's appearing on the official premier league website and lots of reports floating around that Vlad and Christian are done. Should be a good day!

 

[HobbitSpur]

Not new. Was discussed yesterday. There's a thread for him. It's also not ITK so A&C will likely treat you to some dildo action.

That really is no kind of deterrent

 

[quackers]

Just hoping that this all points to them being registered in time for Sunday.

 

[paige09]

1am here and I have class in 8 hours. Debating whether to stay up 3 more hours and see if anything gets done. Okay that won't happen but I better wake up in 4 hours do my one eye scan of SC and see pics of 3 unveiled players and doze off into glory.

 

[Spurz]

Come on... at least a little hint on who the striker might be

 

[25P Tesco Value Ham]

I can imagine these have already signed - probobly the case of :

"OK everything's done here its been a long day for you...When you to our training ground tommorow we will take a few pictures of you with our shirt, have a little interview, then we will puplically announce you to the World"

 

[LeftKickDeath]

26 testicles....now that's what I call cojones.

 

[HobbitSpur]

Just hoping that this all points to them being registered in time for Sunday.

I am nit sure about that, could be too much of a baptism of fire. I think with what we have already "Should" be too much for the Scum to deal with.

If we announce them today would be good to have them on the bench though, even if just as squad players

 

[FreddieYid]

Just hoping that this all points to them being registered in time for Sunday.

Would love them to be officially registered by midday today but not announced until they're named among our substitutes on Sunday.