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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Gonads on the Line Edition 30th August 2013

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cabinfever

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jair1970 said:
What has happened to my tightwad club?

That's clearly a Levy imposter at the games recently, the real Dan Levy is held underground tied to a chair being forced to watch SSN, every announcement causes him to throw himself around wildly shouting 'Sell Bale, SELL BALE!'.

His captor brings him food and he implores the passive stooge to 'tell them they have to break even, financial fair play, for the love of god, tell them!'

They are looking to release him back into society on September 3rd.
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Post of the month!!

Couldn't not laugh, as its almost believable!!
 
fridgemagnet

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Gbspurs said:
Just watched the Bales best goals on BBC sport website. Id almost forgotten in all the chaos. I genuinely wish him all the best at Madrid, he has put us more on the map, and his sale has facilitated us having our best team in recent history.

Hope he hits the ground running and shows the fickle Madrid fans what a incredible player he is. See you in the CL next season bud!
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I wish him well (unless he rocks up in a UTD shirt in a few years time) i don't feel he owes us fans anything (the same fans who gushed and awed last season a certain percentage of those were calling him all sorts before that) i feel the only person he owes in all this is André, when he's matured a bit and doesn't have a real shit arse of an agent making his every move for him i do think he'll regret that chapter.

Also A.V.B will be with him everywhere lest we forget ;)
 
Mister Jez

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lemony snickets said:
Apologies if this has been asked already, but all three announcements on the official site have the newbies holding our shirt up in the daytime. Does this mean they were all signed prior to the 12:30 cut off, therefore making them all eligible to play in the NLD on Sunday ?
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It's a 5 pm deadline, but whatever..... yes they are all eligible, don' t think for one moment they will all start, but I certainly expect to see an appearance at some stage.
 
CoopsieDeadpool

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ohwhenthespurs said:
One what now?! :)
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Touche fella :).. Massive credit to you, though, for coming out & praising the very man you've (with reason) berated so often. All we need now is an announcement about the new stadium & you'll be getting your old 'Shoot' magazines from under your bed & putting Levy pictures all over your bedroom wall. And you won't be using BluTack to stick them up :whistle:
 
HobbitSpur

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lemony snickets said:
Regardless, Anyone else reckon Aunty Wenger will slightly piss his pants when he looks at the 11 on the pitch, then follow through when he turns to the left and looks at our bench......
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I am still not 100% confident. Is quite a good pre-match team talk for Whinger to make re: How much we have spent.

We are much much stronger than them, but........
 
Misfit

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Right. Time to really crank this bitch up. Last hr of the window - 4 signings. Do it, Danny. I dare ya!
 
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Mister Jez said:
It's a 5 pm deadline, but whatever..... yes they are all eligible, don' t think for one moment they will all start, but I certainly expect to see an appearance at some stage.
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When we're 3-0 up with 15 minutes to go, 1 sub every 5 minutes.:)
 
stormfly

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What a day! Let's really take the piss and let Bale play one more game for us on Sunday. I would love to see him play at least one game with this squad.
 
Jamturk

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HobbitSpur said:
I am still not 100% confident. Is quite a good pre-match team talk for Whinger to make re: How much we have spent.

We are much much stronger than them, but........
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I agree

But with the newcomers, I sense a real increase in mental toughness in our team.
 
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chinaman

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stormfly said:
What a day! Let's really take the piss and let Bale play one more game for us on Sunday. I would love to see him play at least one game with tis squad.
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If they take turns to set up tap-ins for him in a 10-0 win, he may decide he wants to win the EPL for us.:)
 
thinktank

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lemony snickets said:
Apologies if this has been asked already, but all three announcements on the official site have the newbies holding our shirt up in the daytime. Does this mean they were all signed prior to the 12:30 cut off, therefore making them all eligible to play in the NLD on Sunday ?
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That appears to be the plan.
 
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