The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Joan Jett Edition 28th June 2013

easley91 · Jun 28, 2013

Misfit said:
Mate, stellar job. I wasn't even going to try and work it out. I think the Leandro thing is deffo what it's about, considering the title of the album etc. So if the ITK means we have finally got the message and moved onto the next victim of our club's psychotic stalking then great imo.

Album title suggests Leandro or our love affair with various Brazilians, but the lyrics make me think Villa and Paulinho are done and set to have a love affair after the game.

HappySpur · Jun 28, 2013

Misfit said:
Well, at least you got away with hiring that Al Qaeda cell to car bomb that guy who kept sending you spam emails last year.

What did they end up doing with that weapons grade uranium you gave them anyway?

It was lame. They were using it to make an actual periodic table (a coffee table shaped like the Mendelev's masterpiece) with a vacuum sealed slots for each element. But some ass ADOMAH adherent called "lanthanoids_nuff_said" bought it just to smash it the same way he thinks chemistry has smashed the old construct of the periodic table. It's all on you tube.

Misfit · Jun 28, 2013

HappySpur said:
It was lame. They were using it to make an actual periodic table (a coffee table shaped like the Mendelev's masterpiece) with a vacuum sealed slots for each element. But some ass ADOMAH adherent called "lanthanoids_nuff_said" bought it just to smash it the same way he thinks chemistry has smashed the old construct of the periodic table. It's all on you tube.

That's good stuff right thur.

Just back to ITK for a second though, what exactly does Glenda think is wrong about Villa as a player? JD or Villa - no brainer. Gawd bless little JD and all the goals he's scored for us but it's not even close.

Are we really nearing the signings of Paulinho and Villa and our first business of the summer? This is next level shit.

andyp8080 · Jun 28, 2013

Spurger King said:
Didn't AVB gatecrash the Brazil olympics squad hotel last summer? The man clearly loves his Brazilians.

don't we all? :whistle:

Hot-Spur · Jun 28, 2013

It's sounding like next week could be a very exciting week for us, all very optimistic news about both the Pauly and Villa deals.

Magnificent Monday sounds good to me

leonspurs · Jun 28, 2013

JerryGarcia said:
George Duke is a legend and used to be in Frank Zappa's band who had a song called "Don't eat the yellow snow". Obviously Damiao is a no go.... or Happy Spur got it right.

Though my fav George Duke Zappa combo is 'Uncle Remus', that does start with the line : 'Whoa, are we moving too slow'? Fucking Cryptics.

GetSpurredOn · Jun 28, 2013

'Brazilian Love Affair'. I'm agreeing with the Damaio theory. We seem to have had a long term 'love affair' over signing him.
Either that, or Levy/Baldini are becoming obsessed with Brazilians? Paulinho, Bernard, Damaio, Doria, Hernanes and Hulk have varying links this summer.

Archibald&Crooks · Jun 28, 2013

Why is everyone beating themselves up over the cryptic. It's Paulinho. Seriously.
There's no point in putting this under the magnifying glass because you're looking for and then finding, stuff that isn't there.

The whole world is writing about it, it's all over several reputable websites and plenty of dodgy ones too, several ITK's have already said it and out of the sixteen squillion pieces of info you can read saying Paulinho this, Paulinho that, all the indicators on the planet are pointing toward it, you're suspecting that this one, this one, is about someone else?

andyp8080 · Jun 28, 2013

Archibald&Crooks said:
Why is everyone beating themselves up over the cryptic. It's Paulinho. Seriously.
There's no point in putting this under the magnifying glass because you're looking for and then finding, stuff that isn't there.

The whole world is writing about it, it's all over several reputable websites and plenty of dodgy ones too, several ITK's have already said it and out of the sixteen squillion pieces of info you can read saying Paulinho this, Paulinho that, all the indicators on the planet are pointing toward it, you're suspecting that this one, this one, is about someone else?

but why do a cryptic about stuff we all knew about already?

jedimonkey · Jun 28, 2013

TSH, I take it Val told you the answer to his cryptic? Or did he just say that it was a cryptic?

Be good to know so when we are guessing it you could eventually put us out of our misery if we get the answer.

And gotta love a bit of Zappa. Used to listen to that all the time when I was a kid. Fuck Yazz and the Plastic Population, move over Bros and suck my balls Living in a Box, Zappa is in the house!

\m/

Archibald&Crooks · Jun 28, 2013

Here's a cryptic for you all. Paulinho next week. You'll never solve it.

LukaKranjcar · Jun 28, 2013

I know Joey Barton is at Glastonbury? :whistle:

jedimonkey · Jun 28, 2013

jedimonkey said:
TSH, I take it Val told you the answer to his cryptic? Or did he just say that it was a cryptic?

Be good to know so when we are guessing it you could eventually put us out of our misery if we get the answer.

And gotta love a bit of Zappa. Used to listen to that all the time when I was a kid. Fuck Yazz and the Plastic Population, move over Bros and suck my balls Living in a Box, Zappa is in the house! \m/

Or just forget what I said as A&C has answered the question before I asked!

talkshowhost86 · Jun 28, 2013

jedimonkey said:
TSH, I take it Val told you the answer to his cryptic? Or did he just say that it was a cryptic?

Be good to know so when we are guessing it you could eventually put us out of our misery if we get the answer.

And gotta love a bit of Zappa. Used to listen to that all the time when I was a kid. Fuck Yazz and the Plastic Population, move over Bros and suck my balls Living in a Box, Zappa is in the house! \m/

He did indeed...also it isn't really that cryptic when you think of all the other information from the last couple of days.

phieffect · Jun 28, 2013

Archibald&Crooks said:
Here's a cryptic for you all. Paulinho next week. You'll never solve it.

Paulinho = Little Paul = Paul Peschisolido

jedimonkey · Jun 28, 2013

Archibald&Crooks said:
Here's a cryptic for you all. Paulinho next week. You'll never solve it.

Pauline is the lady of dubious profession that you will be meeting with next week?

PhilosoSPUR · Jun 28, 2013

Archibald&Crooks said:
Why is everyone beating themselves up over the cryptic. It's Paulinho. Seriously.
There's no point in putting this under the magnifying glass because you're looking for and then finding, stuff that isn't there.

The whole world is writing about it, it's all over several reputable websites and plenty of dodgy ones too, several ITK's have already said it and out of the sixteen squillion pieces of info you can read saying Paulinho this, Paulinho that, all the indicators on the planet are pointing toward it, you're suspecting that this one, this one, is about someone else?

I know the goat did a cryptic just to keep us focused, but isn't their traditional use to protect the messenger when something is secret?

I think that's why people are looking past Pauly. That, and pure, unjustifiable, giddy greed.

Sum Monsterism · Jun 28, 2013

phieffect said:
Paulinho = Little Paul = Paul Peschisolido

post thirteen. unlucky for some.

Misfit · Jun 28, 2013

easley91 said:
Album title suggests Leandro or our love affair with various Brazilians, but the lyrics make me think Villa and Paulinho are done and set to have a love affair after the game.

Yes. I missed that post. I was busy being witty at the time. The lyrics are pretty much about P&V.

Spurger King · Jun 28, 2013

Archibald&Crooks said:
Here's a cryptic for you all. Paulinho next week. You'll never solve it.

Falcao.

Goodnight.

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