The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Joan Jett Edition 28th June 2013

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Archibald&Crooks

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Good morning ITK freaks.​
Today's round-up is in two parts, the serious half and the light hearted half. First up the serious bit.​
Yesterday and over the last week with all your donations we've managed to cover nearly two months of costs and a couple more similar weeks over the summer will have us sorted until Christmas.​
We cannot thank everyone enough. It goes to show just how much everyone values SC. Thank you!!!!!​
As we said yesterday, when the transfer window is closed, donations are low but remember everything you donate stays in the pot for the skinny months.​
Thanks to everyone again. Humbling.​
Right, on with the gig​
Someone 'special' has inspired me to sing a song.​
Today i'm bringing you a version of I Love Rock and Roll by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts​
I was reading ITK and A&C had been mean
Buttplugs and dildos his posts weren't clean
And his cronies played along
And I thought it was wrong
An' I could tell it wouldn't be long
Till he sang a song for me, yeah me
And I could tell it wouldn't be long
Till he sang for me, yeah me, singin'

I love eyeteekay
So put another post in the RO, baby
I love eyeteekay
A&C sang a song 'bout dildos for me

Ow!

The ITK that day had been quite lame
No Leandro he said,
'Cause it's all the same

About this thread he moaned and then he even groaned

An' next we were movin' on
He was singing 'bout me, yeah me

Next we were movin' on
He was singing 'bout me, yeah me

I love eyeteekay
So put another post in the RO, baby
I love eyeteekay
A&C sang a song especially for me

Ow!

Said why not make your home where you can post alone

Next we were movin' on
This songs for me, yeah me,
An we'll be movin' on
An' singin' that same old song
Yeah with me, singin'

I love eyeteekay
So put another post in the RO, baby
I love eyeteekay
When will we sign somebody well wait and see

I love eyeteekay
So put another post in the RO, baby
I love eyeteekay
Come on ITK's make a post for me

I love eyeteekay
So put another post in the RO, baby
I love eyeteekay
Come on ITK go cryptic for me

PS: Dear you know who oooooh
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Laters!!!!
 

TottenhamLegend

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Who: Roger Morgan
When: 28/06/2013
Where: SO

Shakhtar's striker Mkhitaryan was in a London hotel earlier this week. He wasn't talking to Liverpool. Agent is Mino Raiola, who looks after Ibra and Mario. Very well connected to Baldini.
Oh my god if we stole him that would be amazing, purely to see the Scousers' reactions

 

vdv112

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Interesting ITK, but I thought he was a midfielder or have Shakhtar been playing him in a different position?
 

AX-Spur

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Mino Raiola well connected to Baldini, eh? Would not mind Mkhitaryan (or Ibra...).
 

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I just cant see us spending a reported 37m on two midfielders in the one window especially when we're supposed to be close to villa too, that's nearly 50m on 3 players.
Maybe its just pessimism after all these years supporting spurs but just cant see us making that sort of outlay
 

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He is an AM that plays right behind the strikers I believe. Don't know much about him myself, but heard him likened to Lampard in that he arrives in the box at the right place and time. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, or if you watch the Ukrainian League very much :eek:
 

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Hmmm... Not sure, considering the price that Shakhtar look to sell there big players at, also with them reportedly rejecting a £19.5m bid for him and wanting closer to £25m, as well as the fact that 'Russian big spenders'
Anzhi Makhachkala are looking to buy him, I'd be surprised if we were to get him.
 

rawhide

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Franco's Funtime Friday!

Oh, ok. I know it's optimistic, but all the news seems to be good at present.
 

vdv112

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Just did a quick search and apparently he can also play as a central striker.

Also read that Shakhtar want £25m in a SINGLE payment.
 

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We couldn't get Willian from them last summer. We've just (very nearly) spent £17 million on Paulinho. He might be connected to Baldini but it's not even a solid link that we're interested.

Perhaps if we sold either Ade or Defoe, and various other fringe players. But we've all seen how Shaktar like to mess around, will probably end up at pool as they have more money to burn. Would be hilarious if we got him before them though, after sigs and demps.
 

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Mkhitaryan - apparently pronounecd “Micky-tair-ian”, or in his native tongue Հենրիխ Մխիթարյան.

Looked an excellent player in the CL games I've seen, not long on his contract left either. But would be surprised if we ended up spending near 40mil on him AND Paulinho? I reckon our name is just being dangled around to increase the interest to be honest.
 

bomberH

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I don't know too much about Mkhstghjfghhvf. I understand he's a goal scoring midfielder so should I assume he's more in the mould of a Lampard rather than a Moutinho? I'm still gagging for a creative midfielder but with Paulinho seemingly about to join, I reckon Dembele will be given that role without as much defensive responsibility. Sandro, Dembele & Paulinho would be hard as fuck. Where would Mkhhfshjhfdhhfykoo even fit?
 

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Oh my god if we stole him that would be amazing, purely to see the Scousers' reactions

It would be amazing as he would add something to the side. I don't really care how many scouser's smash their stolen TVs and Laptops upon hearing we have signed him (if we do of course).
 
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