Misfit
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Cheers, daz. That'll teach me for injecting smack into my eyeball. I'll stick to the good old between the toes method from now on.
The Daily Jurgen Klinsmann Discussion Thread - 7th June 2012
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HappySpur
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Perhaps you missed his follow-on post.
I kind of feel like a sissy for playing it safe.
knowlespurs
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cant see caulker coming back to be 4th or 5th choice, he might as well stay at swansea
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HappySpur
You Can't Unfry Things Jerri
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Because a poster whose name won't be mentioned but it rhymes with Spurger Ping, once referred to him as a has-been with no credibility and even went so far to call him Roger Moribund.
Roger Morgan can handle many things, but he notoriously hates puns with a passion. So let's just say that went over as well as a sex offender moving into the neighborhood and things have been a little tense since.
Rob tried to cool things down by promising it would never happen again, but the apology came in the infancy of Apple's spell check issues and the sentence "My apologies for the insult and I promise that it will never happen again" got turned into "Your mother's box smells like a dead marmot fetus". Well there was no fixing that. And to a certain extent I understand why Roger Morgan was offended. I mean to send that to a man whose grandfather was raised by marmots on the steppes of Asia after being left in a Yurt is insensitive to say the least. Hopefully one day we will all be able to look back on the misunderstanding and laugh.
scat1620
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Think you've missed a tongue firmly placed in Happy Spurs's cheek... ;-)
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Spurger King
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I know you're joking, but just to be clear in case anyone misinterprets this - I've never criticised Roger Morgan or his info.
HappySpur
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I fixed it above. And sorry if anybody actually thought that the narrative was true. Spurger is a top bloke and Roger Morgan is from what I understand a diamond gent and would never treat a chimpanzee poorly. Plus he is deathly allergic to red colobos monkey brain.
Misfit
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Seems a lot of that now. There'll be little "may contain traces of red colobos monkey brain" messages on the back of food packaging soon enough.
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If I were a gambling man i'd see his seven hungry male chimpanzees and raise him nine sexually depraved nazi dwarves who have been imprisoned in Broadmoor for 20 years with their arms tied by their sides and forced to watch horse porn for 12 hours a day and episodes of Black Beauty for the other 12, force feeding them a combination of oysters and guinness and waiting until their testicles weigh a kilo each with pent up jism before telling them how he buggered snow white whilst wearing a butchers apron and spitting image mask of Margaret Thatcher and were singing "I ho, I ho, it's off to work them silly bastard dwarves go" as he violently backscuttled her and releasing them into his office along with a bunch of flowers and a nice little thank you note explaining that if Carlsberg did tit for tat.............
But i'm not so hey-ho, he has a dislike for SC. We'll play the Gloria Gaynor card I think.
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The most amusing part about all of this is that his threats of chimpanzee related disasters seems to have worked! You bunch of cissies. You just can't get decent rumour whores these days
Bus-Conductor
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I disagree about Kranjcar's work rate. I think neither Lennon or Bale work hard enough off the ball either, but Kranjcar would nearly always see more ball than the pair of them, suggesting he does work hard, at least as hard as they do. I think if played in the VDV role - his best probable role - this would be even less of an issue, but played out of position, on the right wing, his pace, or lack of, gets more exposed.
In the VDV role he wouldn't be expected to cover one end of the pitch to another, his ability to do what VDV does, which is float around, making himself available for the ball, providing a link between midfield and attack and chipping in with creativity and goals.
I wouldn't pick him over VDV, but there are so many games that VDV doesn't play, he could and should have been used much much more and would have given us better continuity.
HappySpur
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It's scutch a shame that our whores have gotten so squeamish. It's none of my bizness, but what is going on with them?
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Well this went under the radar:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...-Higuain-rejects-Tottenham-move.html?ITO=1490
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...-Higuain-rejects-Tottenham-move.html?ITO=1490
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