hmm..maybe because
1. He'd cost £50m
2. His wages are far and away more than we could afford
3. Liverpool would never sell him to us in a million years
4. He wouldn't want to come to us
5. Chelsea can offer him everything we can and more
Thankfully, however, those are all minor hinderances. I have no doubt Levy will wake up tomorrow morning, climb aboard his gold-plated rocketship and fly up to Liverpool to woo Torres with tales of the fabled 'Tottingham Hotspurs' where hairbands grow on trees and women part their legs as a form of greeting.
in fairness that is funny but few things
a - why cant we not afford 50 million when all itk and sundry saying their is massive money for big name
b -- they wont sell to us in million years but wud sell to chelsea.. hhmm whats ur thinking behind that?
c-- why would be not come to us??? with players we have to provide him upteen chances evry game?
i totally agree on wages issue which is deciding factor mind and thats shame and only shows we are for most part all talk and no trousers!