We need better songs

[FuturistiC123]

Sarr man waiting in the sky, you'd like to meet him but he just passed you by.

Actually Macnamarra's Band is the tune that related to the Double team, there is a whole set of words that relate to all the members of that squad.

 

[waddled]

For Ange (Down Under - posted this first on Reddit and seemed popular):

Traveling to Tottenham Stadium
On a trophy trail, head full of glory
I met a strange Ozzy, he he made me nervous
He took me in and gave me Ange's style of football

And he said:
Do you come from North London
Where gunners run and Tottenham plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the Yiddos
You better run, you better take cover

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For Maddison - to the old Robin Hood tune:

Mad-dis-on
Mad-dis-on
Reminds us of Glenn

Mad-dis-on
Mad-dis-on
He can take our pens

Talked trash as a kid
Now he's a Yid
Mad-dis-on
Mad-dis-on
Mad-dis-on

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For Sarr (Bowie/Starman):

There's a Sarr man
Playing in midfield
One tenth the price of Declan
We think he'll blow your mind

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For Udogie (Who let the Dogs out):

Who let Udogie out?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

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For Romero...but could be used for Vicario? (Cornetto):

Just one Romero
Give him to me
Signed by Paratici
From Italy
Give me Romero
The wall of our team

 

[Boe]

I like this Ange song so much better than the one tuned with Angels - Robbie Williams. So much more elegant!

 

[SaiboT]

Posted this is Ange thread, but should go here too.

This one is fucking awesome! Postie has made me forget about Poch so im even ok with the Poch part lol.

 

[Gassin's finest]

I think the thread calls for "better" songs?

 

[Dave1882]

I think the thread calls for "better" songs?

Some absolute horrors in here. I'm sure 17k in the park lane will be singing songs to the tune of Angels...good grief

 

[Col_M]

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For Maddison - to the old Robin Hood tune:

Mad-dis-on
Mad-dis-on
Reminds us of Glenn

 

[cockerel downunder]

I understand your sentiment. Are you saying the team comes out to no music at all...just the roar of the crowd?

I often think the music they play just gets in the way of the crowd singing, but if they must then maybe some AC/DC in honour on Ange… You shook me all night long (for night games!)

 

[cockerel downunder]

We've got Dele
Dele Alli
I just don't think you understand
No matter where you go
You always have a home
We've got Dele Alli

We had Ali,
Deli Ali,
I just don’t think we understood…

 

[MattPhilpott]

I know he’s yet to play significant minutes, but I think when Solomon starts getting going we could have something to the tune of Hava Nagila…

Manor, oh Manor Manor, oh Manor Manor, oh Manor Solomon…

starting slow and speeding it up as it repeats, think the re-introduction of the drum could be the heartbeat of it

 

[DarwinSpur]

I know he’s yet to play significant minutes, but I think when Solomon starts getting going we could have something to the tune of Hava Nagila…

Manor, oh Manor Manor, oh Manor Manor, oh Manor Solomon…

starting slow and speeding it up as it repeats, think the re-introduction of the drum could be the heartbeat of it

Finally something simple and straightforward and relatable

 

[Timbo Tottenham]

What’s the doo ah diddy song that our away fans seem to be singing..?

 

[KingNick]

What’s the doo ah diddy song that our away fans seem to be singing..?

It’s the “Richarlison is on my mind” song

 

[JSpurs1]

And through it all he offers me protection
A lot of goals and high pressing
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that Spurs won't break me
When I come to call, she won't forsake me
I'm loving Ange instead

Someone funnier than me can change the other verses

I need fucking royalties

 

[djhotspur]

The zombie one for sonny doing the rounds is very good

 

[jurgen11]

someone needs to do a Happy Days one

 

[Timbo Tottenham]

The zombie one for sonny doing the rounds is very good

Link?

 

[Yid-ol]

Link?

 

[thebenjamin]

Maaaaadiiiiiison - son - son
He is Tottenham's number 10
Maddison-son-son
Came to Spurs with Van der Ven
To the left, to the right
He's our midfield dynamite
And when he plays in Lilywhite...
He hits bullseyes all night

 

[southlondonyiddo]

And through it all he offers me protection
A lot of goals and high pressing
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that Spurs won't break me
When I come to call, she won't forsake me
I'm loving Ange instead

Someone funnier than me can change the other verses

A lot of goals and possession
And down Seven Sisters Road
Wherever Ange may take me