Tomorrow's Headlines Today

[cider spurs]

Sun...Paulinho insists he would've loved to stay at Spurs, but hates pizza, more a Chinese takeaway man.

 

[Dougal]

Kane fails to deliver on 4 goal promise

 

[Yid-ol]

Kane shows he is a one season wonder by only scoring 7 in tottenhams last 2 games, tottenham willing to sell to non top 4 rivals man u or arsenal.

 

[JimmyG2]

Spurs and Kane flat track bullies..(Sky news)
Hull and Leicester Kaned (Sun)
Tottenham development threatened by Brexit (Guardian)
Son fails to get on the score-sheet in 7goal romp (Mail)
Good performance by Spurs. (BBC)
We never saw that coming (Astrological Times)
Harry Kane he's one of our own (Labour Spokesperson).
Harry Kane he's one of our own (Tory Spokesman)

 

[Graysonti]

Spurs in plus 60 goal difference embarrassment

 

[WorcesterTHFC]

Kane fails to deliver on 4 goal promise

Somebody should have told him that no deal is better than a bad deal.

 

[Kirito]

Vertonghen and Dembele heading towards Spurs exit after missing out on a slice of the action

 

[shelfmonkey]

Vertonghen and Dembele heading towards Spurs exit after missing out on a slice of the action

pizza the action

 

[Hoopspur]

Spurs at all sixes and sevens.

 

[Matthew]

lloris in sell me shocker having not claimed golden glove.

 

[FreddieYid]

Tottenham deducted 12 points for WHL pitch invasion handing Arsenal CL spot

 

[THFCjosh]

Dier and Wanyama in shock falling out after Dier mocks Wanyama saying "I had Pizza, it was nice." Both players looking to leave

 

[Dougal]

Shaky Spurs hunt for clean sheet continues

 

[fatpiranha]

N'Koudou voodoo ends Wembley hoodoo.

 

[talkshowhost86]

Kitchee Kitchee Gang Bang.

(I'm not sure if this will be a story about our massive win or about Pau Lopez going crazy in the red light district in Hong Kong)

 

[DiscoD1882]

Hong Kong Foureee.

 

[JimmyG2]

Sterling performance helps Janssen Kane Hong Kong
in South Korean Tsunami.

 

[Col_M]

Hong Kong Pooie. Rubbish Spurs squeeze past minnows in end of season meltdown