Tomorrow's Headlines Today

[Dougal]

We've just turned the Champs to Chumps on their own patch. A resounding victory where the star of the show grabs 4. Clearly a certain rag will be following up their 'Trouble at The Lane' feature (I think the main trouble at The Lane is bulldozers right now) from today but they're going to have to be a little inventive again and possibly stretch the truth a touch. So what do you expect the headlines to be in the rags tomorrow?

The Kane in Spain, he's mainly getting on a plane?

Son stays in the shade?

Lloris blunder makes Poch wonder?

Eric faced with a Dier (right back) position?

Goal shy Dele turns to jelly?

They don't all have to be shit. And be warned, the more ridiculous they are the more chance they'll actually end up in print.

 

[Graysonti]

Spurs fail to score 7 at Foxes

Spurs last night botled it by only scoring 6.............

 

[thebenjamin]

May Fox Hunt Spurs King Harry

 

[Bobbins]

Madrid set to swoop for Kane as striker sends "Come and get me" message to the big clubs

 

[mark87]

Son Wants Out After Being Denied Hat-Trick.

 

[TheChosenOne]

"Chilwell scores screamer for Foxes hunting in packs"

Now valued at £75 million.

Spurs 'want away' Walker plus £5 million could be the deal breaker to help bottlling Spurs
launch another top four finish for next season.

 

[Lilbaz]

He's a shit jamie vardy.

Chockers cough up 6.

Kane leaving prem on a high.

 

[Spurger King]

Spurs in disgraceful display of bullying against recovering drug addicts.

 

[UncleBuck]

Six Shooters destroy the foxes

 

[bomberH]

FourKane Hell!!

Kane Four United!!!

Signs Are There As Spurs Hit 6 But Dele Not On Scoresheet.

Spurs Smash 6 Past Inbred Wankers

Son shines on a rainy day, he's from Seoul, he's from Seoul, & he puts them away.

아들은 위대하다

Rose Row With Poch After Being Dropped For Leicester Game Despite Declaring Himself Fit Day After Knee Surgery.

Onomah To Poch: Play Me Or Lay Me.

Eriksen To Barca Gathers Pace As Danish Star Is Sensationally DROPPED For Leicester Game.

Spurs May Have To Buy New Squad As Entire First Team To Be Sold To Manchester

Mourinho Exclusive: 'I Can't Spell Mikatarian'.

Poch: 'I Shit Magic Beans Out Of My Arsehole'

Leicester Exclusive: Ranieri Set For Shock Return To Premier League..... WITH SPURS!!!!!????!!111'????!!!8885

Leicester Gazette Exclusive: Local Man Marries Goat.

Goat Monthly: Local Goat Marries Inbred Skank.

Lukaku Found Hanged In Bedroom

Kane-ye West!!!!! Kane To Move To West London Rivals Chelsea Because Our Headline Is Clever.

Spurs Ruined My Night - Tyler.

 

[Snarfalicious]

Kane Says 'Come and Get Me' To United after 4 Goal Display

 

[olliec]

Reports of a hurricane in Leicester last night. Thankfully nobody was injured, but a lot of damage and tears were sustained.

 

[Danners9]

Kane votes YES on Fox Hunting, bags 4 in steamy King Power romp.

Man Utd swoop for Spurs squad, tea lady and kit man.

Rise in incestual relations in Leicester 2016-17 - locals defend traditions

Ex-chairman: Spurs failure to score 7 could force sales

Gilet wearer claims credit for Spurs 6-1 win

 

[Graysonti]

Poor pass leaves Deli frustrated.

Spurs sensationally made a poor pass to Deli Alli during last nights laboured 6-1 win at the foxes. Sources close to The Current Bun indicated the pass has left him frustrated and considering his future with an offer of joining the scintillating football under Mourinho in glamorous Manchester on offer.

 

[Kirito]

Spurs stars cap final farewell with exciting display

 

[Dougal]

Spurs stars tire of win bonuses and seek United move

 

[Singaspursofsixspence]

Sherwood: Kane's goals due to my training, and is my long lost son.

 

[Breezer]

Spurs in crisis as star midfielder may have CANCER after RECKLESS Pochettino REFUSES to take him off.

Cracking jokes about Cancer? Not funny at all.

 

[Dougal]

Spurs players leave demolition site for the second time in a week

 

[shelfmonkey]

Reports of a tragic slaughter in Leicester last night has left the world in a state of shock. Police are looking for a football team known as Tottenham Hotspur, for questioning about the incident. A SKY spokesperson said 'This is an awful, horrific crime against innocent victims, we will be doing all we can for those affected by this tragedy.'