Tomorrow's Headlines Today

[Hoops]

Carragher 'Liverpool turning into Spurs if not careful'


oh, that was yesterdays news!

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

United in Shock Swoop for Spur's Starting XI

Mega-rich Manchester United are set to seal a stunning bid for Tottenham Hotspur's starting eleven. Officials scouting weasel chiselled Jamie Vardy in last night's clash between Leicester and Tottenham soon turned their attention to the north Londoners entire team.
Following Spurs' ruthless dismantling of last year's champions, the Red Devil's, who officially are only a tenner away from owning half the money in the world, will offer two billion pounds for Tottenham's finest. Harry Kane and Dele Alli are likely to be up for grabs for a cool 500 million a pop. Meanwhile, Moussa Sissoko, a recently converted wingback, will command around 90 million big ones, roughly the same as Paul Pogba's transfer fee from last summer.

 

[JimmyG2]

Wenger didn't see it.
Mourinho blames referee.
Eriksen goes missing in six goal romp.

 

[Dougal]

Tottenham's defence go to Hull and back, conceding goal to relegated Tigers.

 

[Singaspursofsixspence]

SugarKane whacks Tigers 7-1

 

[dondo]

Kane hattrick not enough for 30 premiership goals and lloris throws away golden glove

 

[Mustard]

The Mirror: Kane is Able

The Express: Diana's secret last words

 

[SonicSarr]

Spurs fall short of golden boot and golden glove double sweep. Bottled it 13-2 in the last 2 games!

 

[mark87]

Lloris and Vertonghen in changing room fight to the death as Hugo misses out on golden glove.

 

[bomberH]

Kane Pain?? Beginning Of The End For Spurs As Kane Notable Absentee From Celebrations. Has He Already Signed For Utd? IF NOT WHY NOT??

 

[Mustard]

Is Kane taking the picture?

 

[Saoirse]

Is Kane taking the picture?

I believe his Golden Boot was presented on the field so may have still been out there or doing media.

 

[mark87]

Love how Dier is eating a pizza. Lad.

 

[JUSTINSIGNAL]

Is Kane taking the picture?

Nah I reckon he refused to be in the photo because he wants to leave

 

[cider spurs]

Tigers slain by Kane

 

[Mustard]

Nah I reckon he refused to be in the photo because he wants to leave

But Dele, Toby and Christian are in it?

We all know they are leaving.

 

[matthew.absurdum]

Love how Dier is eating a pizza. Lad.

We are going to build a new Italian restaurant in the new stadium, Dier makes Pizza, Wanyama makes spaghetti, and the Cheese room of course

 

[olliec]

Sun 8/1 odds on Eric Dier to eat a pizza after thrashing Hull

 

[Chris Finch]

Dier ordering a dominos and it's not even Tuesday! Must be on bumper Utd contract

 

[JW72]

13-2 in the last 2 games!

Somehow fitting for the first two games after the Lane's farewell. If you know your history....