Tomorrow's Headlines Today

[Kiedis]

Spurs need to upgrade invisible Eriksen

 

[mightyspur]

Cracking jokes about Cancer? Not funny at all.

Whilst the 'joke' wasn't in the slightest bit funny, let's not live in a world where even the most depressing and horrible topics can't be laughed at.

 

[Hoops]

Lloris issues come and get me plea "Im bored, game after game".

Paxton road in mass boycott "we're sick of having nothing to moan about".

 

[Danners9]

Whilst the 'joke' wasn't in the slightest bit funny, let's not live in a world where even the most depressing and horrible topics can't be laughed at.

and in a world where newspapers do often link anything and everything as a cause of cancer.

 

[Dougal]

Whilst the 'joke' wasn't in the slightest bit funny, let's not live in a world where even the most depressing and horrible topics can't be laughed at.

We've already got a West Ham thread.

 

[aliyid]

All good guesses but the 5 'Top Stories' from NewNow after we destroy the champions 6-1 in their own back yard are....
# Poch has no relationship with Sissoko
# Random fan asks Wanyama if he wants to leave after big Vic posts #COYS on twitter
# Stadium half built
# Ossie having a go at Sky commentary
# New Spurs shirt looks like England shirt

 

[LukaMotion]

Leicester lull Spurs into false sense of security. Craig Shakespeare tells The Mail "Just wait until the second leg, we've got them right where we want them".

9-men of Spurs fail to breach Foxes fortress.

Chilwell wondergoal confirms the return of the Messiah, as predicted by a magic octopus.

Current English Champions Leicester rest whole squad against Tottenham in preparation for "top-10 cup final" with Bournemouth.

Mahrez the Magician as he performs disappearing act for a new record of 90 minutes!

Almighty Amartey annuls abject Alli's annual annoyance.

Ben's bolt for the blues sends chills down Lloris's spine.

Jamie Vardy's having a party, he'd like to know if you can make it. There will be a bouncy castle so make sure you wear socks. Please RSVP by the 23rd of May to Jamie's mum. Party bags to be given out at the end.

 

[Breezer]

Whilst the 'joke' wasn't in the slightest bit funny, let's not live in a world where even the most depressing and horrible topics can't be laughed at.

I lost my dad a few months ago to cancer! So I find it hard to laugh in any way.

 

[tototoner]

FourKane Hell!!

Kane Four United!!!

Signs Are There As Spurs Hit 6 But Dele Not On Scoresheet.

Spurs Smash 6 Past Inbred Wankers

Son shines on a rainy day, he's from Seoul, he's from Seoul, & he puts them away.

아들은 위대하다

Rose Row With Poch After Being Dropped For Leicester Game Despite Declaring Himself Fit Day After Knee Surgery.

Onomah To Poch: Play Me Or Lay Me.

Eriksen To Barca Gathers Pace As Danish Star Is Sensationally DROPPED For Leicester Game.

Spurs May Have To Buy New Squad As Entire First Team To Be Sold To Manchester

Mourinho Exclusive: 'I Can't Spell Mikatarian'.

Poch: 'I Shit Magic Beans Out Of My Arsehole'

Leicester Exclusive: Ranieri Set For Shock Return To Premier League..... WITH SPURS!!!!!????!!111'????!!!8885

Leicester Gazette Exclusive: Local Man Marries Goat.

Goat Monthly: Local Goat Marries Inbred Skank.

Lukaku Found Hanged In Bedroom

Kane-ye West!!!!! Kane To Move To West London Rivals Chelsea Because Our Headline Is Clever.

Spurs Ruined My Night - Tyler.

Good work

 

[michaelden]

Leicester medical team leave drinks in wrong dressing Room. Spurs to be checked for PEDs. Possible banning & points deductions for Spurs.

 

[spursfan77]

Man Utd offer £30 million for Spurs wonder kid Lesniak. Player unhappy at lack of first team starts so is desperate to leave...

 

[Insomnia]

Lineker wants to be a Spurs Fan again

 

[Gb160]

Whilst the 'joke' wasn't in the slightest bit funny, let's not live in a world where even the most depressing and horrible topics can't be laughed at.

Spot on, but theres a big difference between laughing at cancer as a disease...and laughing at the implication that someone has cancer, which is what the terrible attempt at 'humour' was.

 

[WorcesterTHFC]

Lineker wants to be a Spurs Fan again

Was he ever a Spurs fan? I've always had the impression that his spell at The Lane was just another gig to him.

 

[Saoirse]

I lost my dad a few months ago to cancer! So I find it hard to laugh in any way.

Spot on, but theres a big difference between laughing at cancer as a disease...and laughing at the implication that someone has cancer, which is what the terrible attempt at 'humour' was.

Sorry, was clearly wide of the mark there. I've lost a family member to it as well and know how it feels - it was a poor attempt to satirise Sissoko's mystery "illness" after 20 minutes and the disgusting coverage from the Mirror suggesting Mason was on his deathbed after his injury a few months back. Deleted now, never meant to cause any ill feelings <3

 

[Buggsy61]

Heartless, bottling Spurs responsible for Shakespearean tragedy by posting 12th win in 13 games

Spurs still second in two horse race.

Spurs players bereft of stadium after tragic repossession last Sunday desperately put themselves in shop window for moves elsewhere.

Winter fuel payments to be means tested - penny pinching Daniel Levy and Spurs responsible.

 

[mightyspur]

Sorry, was clearly wide of the mark there. I've lost a family member to it as well and know how it feels - it was a poor attempt to satirise Sissoko's mystery "illness" after 20 minutes and the disgusting coverage from the Mirror suggesting Mason was on his deathbed after his injury a few months back. Deleted now, never meant to cause any ill feelings <3

Pussy

 

[Yid-ol]

Spurs in trouble after taking part in shocking fox hunt

 

[VegasII]

Red Leicester
Champions Foxit up

 

[mark87]

Yeah well, Spurs are still shit.