Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[Bobbins]

Still can't defend.

A week ago after conceding three to fucking Watford most of the football world wrote them off and there were Liverpool fans on the radio calling for Klopp's head. Now they've apparently already won the league and signed all of the world's greatest players and we may as well give up.

The world, and this forum, continues its bi-polar Liverpool disorder.

 

[sparx100]

They will continually have problems if they don't address that defence.

Also Liverpool imo are predictable I'm shocked teams haven't clocked on to them yet they hit there forwards very quickly on the counter mainly within 3-5 passes....really quite easy to defend if your defensive line is *suicidally* high.

Which ours will be.

 

[jose]

When does "Fair Play" come into action?!

Apparently they want to splash another £140million before the window closes.

 

[shelfmonkey]

When does "Fair Play" come into action?!

Apparently they want to splash another £140million before the window closes.

FFP.......... Financially Fuck the Peasants.

 

[GMI]

When does "Fair Play" come into action?!

Apparently they want to splash another £140million before the window closes.

Maybe they're about to sell a player to Barca for approximately £130 million. That will balance things out (and be great business for them).

 

[aliyid]

Didnt have the heart to tell him it's the singer not the Monaco player

 

[Armstrong_11]

Kinda think they are trying to spend the coutinho money...

Rumours of a 70M deal with Southampton for the man they have wanted the entire transfer window....

 

[Dinghy]

 

[tototoner]

Messages between Klopp and Countino have been revealed!

 

[yid1o]

Messages between Klopp and Countino have been revealed!

That is fucking brilliant

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Pretty sure that the BBC have never mentioned Leipzig other than in transfer gossip, yet today because Keita scored it's suddenly homepage news...

 

[dk-yid]

LOL Mane Red card...

 

[HildoSpur]

The wheels are coming off a bit earlier than usual.

 

[Insomnia]

Klopp is such a gurning ****

 

[Nine while nine]

Telegraph Football‏Verified account@TeleFootball Aug 6
Jurgen Klopp: There aren't five better centre-halves than what we already have at Liverpool http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/08/06/jurgen-kloppthere-arent-five-better-centre-halves-already-have/…

 

[Jamturk]

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Telegraph Football‏Verified account@TeleFootball Aug 6
Jurgen Klopp: There aren't five better centre-halves than what we already have at Liverpool http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/08/06/jurgen-kloppthere-arent-five-better-centre-halves-already-have/…

So it's his fault then

 

[edson]

 

[Danners9]

A Liverpool fan phoned in to 606 tonight, and another text in, saying that Klopp should go and that they will never win anything with him in charge.

His reasons: defence, goalkeeper, and without Mane they look crap.

Agree with that, today on the Mane point anyway, as did the presenters but said sacking him is mental. He and the presenters went round and round in circles about Klopp's Dortmund and there being no shame in losing to Bayern etc...

Another then phoned in and said that the fan above is mad and they will fix it in time, everything takes time etc... and then when they asked this one about the defence, he mentioned Virgil Van Dijk coming in January (hopefully, he said) and then said that Spurs have a spare centre defender.

I lean on the side of the first guy, really. The defence drags the rest of the side down.. but the second guy was proof that RAWK is real. How much time do you give Klopp to find a decent goalie and defence? and who does he think is spare at Spurs?

 

[Metalhead]

A Liverpool fan phoned in to 606 tonight, and another text in, saying that Klopp should go and that they will never win anything with him in charge.

His reasons: defence, goalkeeper, and without Mane they look crap.

Agree with that, today on the Mane point anyway, as did the presenters but said sacking him is mental. He and the presenters went round and round in circles about Klopp's Dortmund and there being no shame in losing to Bayern etc...

Another then phoned in and said that the fan above is mad and they will fix it in time, everything takes time etc... and then when they asked this one about the defence, he mentioned Virgil Van Dijk coming in January (hopefully, he said) and then said that Spurs have a spare centre defender.

I lean on the side of the first guy, really. The defence drags the rest of the side down.. but the second guy was proof that RAWK is real. How much time do you give Klopp to find a decent goalie and defence? and who does he think is spare at Spurs?

I wonder if he realises that Wimmer has already left?

 

[Danners9]

I wonder if he realises that Wimmer has already left?

I wondered that, but then remembered there were comments that they should sell Coutinho and then just go and buy Alli and Alderweireld.. so maybe this guy thinks one of JV or TA is 'spare' and ready to go to Liverpool.