how about using teddy sheringham old tune, just change it to toby,,oh teddy teddy sheringham
First 2 lines are great, second 2 need some work.Or - to the Choon of Daisy Daisy ...
Toby, Toby, give us a goal or two,
We're half crazy, over the love of you.
With you I am sure we'll manage - to go for a title challenge
Cos you look sweet, on your feet in every Tottenham game.
- Winner also.
To Barry Manilow's Lola,
His name is Toby, Toby Alderweireld,
Just when you think you're gonna score Toby puts you on the floor
His name is Toby, Toby Alderweireld,
He'll hit a 70 yard pass cos Our Toby's fucking class...
No?
OK, back to the Christmas cards
The Kinks made 'Lola', you're thinking of Copacobana by Bazza.
It's like confusing good and evil or dogs and cats or annual and anal
Have we not had the 'Rocking all over the world' by the Quo option?
I'm sure you can transpose his name into the chorus for yourselves....
I like it, like it, l-l-like it personally
Super, super Kev,What were they singing for Wimmer?
You could even make itHe may like to sing this when he's in the shower struggling with teenage angst...
EDIT: I reckon we could do worse than
We've got the Alderweireld at the back
We've got the Alderweireld at the back
We've got the Alderweireld at the back
The Alderweireld at the back
I'll get me coat.
Have we not had the 'Rocking all over the world' by the Quo option?
I'm sure you can transpose his name into the chorus for yourselves....
I like it, like it, l-l-like it personally
"Our rock is Toby Alderweireld!"