Does anyone have a song for Toby?

[don1]

how about using teddy sheringham old tune, just change it to toby,,oh teddy teddy sheringham

 

[TheChosenOne]

how about using teddy sheringham old tune, just change it to toby,,oh teddy teddy sheringham

Showing your youth there young don1 ... It was first used by Spurs for Alan Mullery in the early 1970's

 

[spurs_girl_tasha]

Could you fit something to Ruby (Kaiser Chiefs)?

 

[Lemon]

Toby Toby Toby Toby
At centre back for Spurs

(to tune of Ruby)

 

[nuttynoah]

Or - to the Choon of Daisy Daisy ...

Toby, Toby, give us a goal or two,

We're half crazy, over the love of you.

With you I am sure we'll manage - to go for a title challenge

Cos you look sweet, on your feet in every Tottenham game.

- Winner also.

First 2 lines are great, second 2 need some work.

Or to the tune of Brazil,
Tobeeeeeeeeeee
La la la la la la la laaaaaaaa
La la la la la la la laaaaaaaa
La la la la la la la laaaaaaaa
Tobeeeeee
Tobeeeeee
Tobeeeeee

Tobeeeeeeeeeee
La la la la la la la laaaaaaaa
La la la la la la la laaaaaaaa
La la la la la la la laaaaaaaa
Tobeeeeee
Tobeeeeee
Tobeeeeee

ad infinitum

 

[monkeynick]

To Barry Manilow's Lola,

His name is Toby, Toby Alderweireld,
Just when you think you're gonna score Toby puts you on the floor

His name is Toby, Toby Alderweireld,
He'll hit a 70 yard pass cos Our Toby's fucking class...

No?

OK, back to the Christmas cards

The Kinks made 'Lola', you're thinking of Copacobana by Bazza.

It's like confusing good and evil or dogs and cats or annual and anal

 

[monkeynick]

Have we not had the 'Rocking all over the world' by the Quo option?



I'm sure you can transpose his name into the chorus for yourselves....

I like it, like it, l-l-like it personally

 

[Ionman34]

The Kinks made 'Lola', you're thinking of Copacobana by Bazza.

It's like confusing good and evil or dogs and cats or annual and anal

You are, of course, correct. Far be it from me to argue with a Manilow fan.

 

[barrie]

Have we not had the 'Rocking all over the world' by the Quo option?



I'm sure you can transpose his name into the chorus for yourselves....

I like it, like it, l-l-like it personally

"Our rock is Toby Alderweireld!"

 

[bomberH]

Simple and catchy.

He's Alderweireld, he's Alderweireeeeeld
We got Toby
He's Alderweireld.

Obviously it sounds like 'out of this world' which is the main positive of this chant. I'm surprised it hasn't been chanted already.

 

[spursgirls]

What were they singing for Wimmer?

Super, super Kev,
Super, super Kev,
Super, super Kev,
Super, Kevin Wimmer.

 

[Navin R Johnson]

He may like to sing this when he's in the shower struggling with teenage angst...

He's got the Alderweireld in his hands
He's got the Alderweireld in his hands
He's got the Alderweireld in his hands
The Alderweireld in his hands

There, I reckon that's as bad, if not worse than anything I've seen suggested.

EDIT: I reckon we could do worse than

We've got the Alderweireld at the back
We've got the Alderweireld at the back
We've got the Alderweireld at the back
The Alderweireld at the back

I'll get me coat.

 

[thebenjamin]

2 unlimited there's no limits

Toby, Toby Toby, Toby Toby, toby alderweireld

 

[nailsy]

How about using Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a tune to cover both of our first centre back pairing?

Toby Jan Jan,
Toby Toby Jan Jan,
Toby Jan Jan,
Toby Toby Jan Jan.
Etec, etc , forever and ever....

 

[spursgirls]

He may like to sing this when he's in the shower struggling with teenage angst...



EDIT: I reckon we could do worse than

We've got the Alderweireld at the back
We've got the Alderweireld at the back
We've got the Alderweireld at the back
The Alderweireld at the back

I'll get me coat.

You could even make it
"We've got Toby Alderweireld at the back" etc

 

[Dougal]

Gimme an 'A'!
'A'
Gimme an 'L'!
'L'
Gimme an 'D'!
'D'
Gimme an 'E'!
'E'
Gimme an 'R'!
'R'
Gimme an 'W'!
'W'
Gimme a minute to check the spelling...
'A minute to check the spelling'
No, don't repeat that, I meant... Fuck it... What have we got?
'Mass confusion!'
Oh.

 

[UncleBuck]

Really surprised no one has suggested to the tune of Boney M's 'Daddy Cool':
Toby, Toby who?
Let's be honest, has anyone ever pronounced his surname correctly...

 

[Spurger King]

Now this is a story all about how,
The Tottenham back four got flipped and turned around,
Vertonghen was complaining and Poch said, 'Well..
...let me call up a good friend of yours called Alderweireld?'

In some place in Belgium he was born and raised,
On a football pitch is where he spent most of his days,
Chillin' out maxin' and relaxing all cool,
Laughing at the stories about Liverpool,

When a south-coast 'galactico' offered a deal,
Making him an offer with some real appeal,
An Argentine mastermind would soon start to tell,
That Southampton wasn't good enough for Alderweireld.

We Levy'd Koeman's cronies with a hell of a pitch,
Once again Southampton were our little bitch,
In came the Belgian with the difficult name,
And Tottenham's back-four went to another plane.

Hair like a European clubber from space,
Suddenly his team were in the title race,
He fitted right in and the team excelled,
The prince of the Lane, Toby Alderweireld.

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Oh Toby, Toby,
He's only got one knee,
He's better than John Terry,
Oh Toby, Toby...

 

[IGSpur]

Have we not had the 'Rocking all over the world' by the Quo option?



I'm sure you can transpose his name into the chorus for yourselves....

I like it, like it, l-l-like it personally

"Our rock is Toby Alderweireld!"

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