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King of Otters

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Said it in the other thread. He's a £30m Atouba.

Atouba is, was, and will always be a absolute genius of a footballer.

Like so many towering talents before him, he's doomed never to be appreciated in his lifetime. Future generations will unearth the footage of him dribbling out of the penalty area against Forest at home in the cup and recognise him for the visionary footballing sage he undoubtedly is.

Sissoko is absolute bobbins though. What a ****.
 

am_yisrael_chai

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Feb 18, 2006
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OK I feel like some neg rep so I'm going to say the unspeakable......

Lloris' distribution is the worst by a GK since Bobby Mimms.
 

millsey

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Dec 8, 2005
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Hard to disagree. Sissoko looks like a useless to average utility player that you pick when everyone else is injured.

Only plus side is that he'll only cost £6m per season he plays for us, so with a bit of luck it will be £3m minus whatever we have to pay to trick some desperate team to buy him from us in January.

The guy sucks so hard I'm surprised he isn't the mascot for Dyson.
Will people please get this right. We paid 30 million for him. Paid, like almost every deal, in instalments. If we sold him tomorrow we would still pay Newcastle 6 million a year for the next 5 years!!!
 

Archibald&Crooks

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Will people please get this right. We paid 30 million for him. Paid, like almost every deal, in instalments. If we sold him tomorrow we would still pay Newcastle 6 million a year for the next 5 years!!!
You really ought to stop, the more it goes on the more people stop taking anything you say seriously :D
 

millsey

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Dec 8, 2005
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You really ought to stop, the more it goes on the more people stop taking anything you say seriously :D
So let me get this straight. We sell him in the summer for 6 mill, we pay Newcastle 6 mill, and we are all square right?
 

Archibald&Crooks

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So let me get this straight. We sell him in the summer for 6 mill, we pay Newcastle 6 mill, and we are all square right?
TBF i'm not sure you could get anything straight.

No offence, but you've not had the best of weeks when stating 'facts' have you? :)
 

Jody

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Sep 11, 2004
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OK I feel like some neg rep so I'm going to say the unspeakable......

Lloris' distribution is the worst by a GK since Bobby Mimms.
Qualify it with his distribution with his feet and you're 100% spot on. His quick throws / rolls are fantastic and a big part of our game.
 

danielneeds

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May 5, 2004
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Christ the negativity on here is fucking unbelievable. You'd think we were bottom of the PL or something. This forum used to be a fun place to come win, lose or draw, but at the moment it's just full of moaning arseholes. It's like Arsenal forum or something...
 

Spurger King

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Jul 22, 2008
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So we can actually make money out of sissoko! Sell him for 10-11 mill and we are 5 mill up. Why are we all moaning, he's gonna make us millions!!

This is Levy we're talking about. Newcastle will probably end up owing us money.
 

am_yisrael_chai

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So we can actually make money out of sissoko! Sell him for 10-11 mill and we are 5 mill up. Why are we all moaning, he's gonna make us millions!!
Good luck in finding anyone outside of China willing to pay more than 10-11 pence for the clown.
 

millsey

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Dec 8, 2005
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oooooh, that tackles your issues with truth.

Which thread you gonna tell porkies in next?
If a porkie is me saying we are only paying 6 mill for sissoko, then I'm guilty. If that's the case, anyone saying we spent 30 million on him is actually telling porkies. Can we start a thread saying 6 million sissoko is pants, but we may make a killing on him?
 

Archibald&Crooks

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If a porkie is me saying we are only paying 6 mill for sissoko, then I'm guilty. If that's the case, anyone saying we spent 30 million on him is actually telling porkies. Can we start a thread saying 6 million sissoko is pants, but we may make a killing on him?
You know full well what post I was referring to and what you said....this rambling pile of bollocks has nothing to do with anything. I refuse to believe you're that simple. Jesus, stop inflicting this shit on me, for the love of god......please...........:p
 
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