Verts fan chant idea...

[RickyVilla]

I just nicked that and posted it on Facebook mate. Good reaction so far. Great work

 

[StartingPrice]

To the tune of "Rasputin" by Boney-M:

Jan Jan Vertonghen
Tottenham's greatest ball machine
There was a defender who could get up and down

 

[SandroRedknapp]

I shall re-direct you to my sig

 

[Andy]

to the duke of earl song jan, jan, vert-on-ghen.

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

to the duke of earl song jan, jan, vert-on-ghen.

Do I have to do the high bits? I'm really more of a baritone and I'm not available Mon, Weds or Thurs if you're arranging rehearsals any time soon, those harmonies aren't going to tighten themselves.

 

[timfrancis]

I'm generally pretty shit with song lyrics.

But I will point out that Jan Vertonghen fits quite nicely with 'Rule Britannia', if someone wants to try to try something with that tune.

Jan Vertonghen
He came from Amsterdam
Now Ledley's in a Wheelchair,
Jan's our man

Not sure about the Ledley bit but as Osgood Fielding said in Some Like It Hot "Nobody's Perfect"

 

[Spurger King]

To 'knees up mother brown'...

Wilshere is a ****, Wilshere is a ****,
we've got Jan Vertonghen and Jack Wilshere is a ****.

Not the most Vertonghen-specific lyrics but there's a couple of important messages there.

 

[LukaMotion]

To the tune of "she'll be coming round the mountain."

Pass the ball to Jan Vertonghen and he"ll score
Pass the ball to Jan Vertonghen and he"ll score
Pass the ball to Jan Vertonghen, the ball to Jan Vertonghen, ball the Jan Vertonghen and he"ll score!

Singing Andre Villas Boas super spurs
Andre Villas Boas super spurs
Andre Villas Boas, Andre Villas Boas,
Andre Villas Boas super spurs!

 

[bomberH]

To the tune of Hallelujah.

He came from Holland to the Lane
Ajax' loss was Tottenham's gain
I've heard he takes his missus up the wrong'un
Arsenal called and he said 'No'
He told the paedo where to go
He loves the Spurs, his name is Jan Vertonghen.

Jan Vertonghen
Jan Vertonghen
Jan Vertonghen
Jan vertooooonnnngggghen.

 

[StartingPrice]

To the tune of Hallelujah.

He came from Holland to the Lane
Ajax' loss was Tottenham's gain
I've heard he takes his missus up the wrong'un
Arsenal called and he said 'No'
He told the paedo where to go
He loves the Spurs, his name is Jan Vertonghen.

Jan Vertonghen
Jan Vertonghen
Jan Vertonghen
Jan vertooooonnnngggghen.

<SHUDDERS>

 

[Dan Yeats]

Genuine Q - is this really how chants start? Posting ideas on the internet I mean?

 

[StartingPrice]

Genuine Q - is this really how chants start? Posting ideas on the internet I mean?

 

[Dan Yeats]

Well I dunno! I'm skeptical, but if that's what happens then fairy muff!

 

[StartingPrice]

Well I dunno! I'm skeptical, but if that's what happens then fairy muff!

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[sweyid]

To the tune of Hallelujah.

He came from Holland to the Lane
Ajax' loss was Tottenham's gain
I've heard he takes his missus up the wrong'un
Arsenal called and he said 'No'
He told the paedo where to go
He loves the Spurs, his name is Jan Vertonghen.

Jan Vertonghen
Jan Vertonghen
Jan Vertonghen
Jan vertooooonnnngggghen.

This one NEEDS to be sung at the Lane this fall!

 

[theShiznit]

Genuine Q - is this really how chants start? Posting ideas on the internet I mean?

Since the advent of t'internet yes.

In the old days they used to start in the ground, and people would relay them to the other end via carrier pigeon, but it led to problems as a lot of songs ended with...

"oh, Jimmy jimmy, jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy Greav.. fuck it, i've got bird shit in me mouth"

 

[theShiznit]

This one NEEDS to be sung at the Lane this fall!

yeah that song's great an all, but WHAT THE FUCK is the fall...

Autumn Mutha fucka

 

[yid-down-under]

Just replace the lyrics of Super Pav with Super Jan.

 

[Richiee]

Just replace the lyrics of Super Pav with Super Jan.

This well end up being the chant.

 

[sweyid]

yeah that song's great an all, but WHAT THE FUCK is the fall...

Autumn Mutha fucka

I blame America