Unbelievable misses

[Phantom]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...c-leads-miss-century-race--VIDEO-SPECIAL.html

Ignore the fact its the mail....enjoy some classic misses.

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Today my wife skypes me and asks what I want for dinner. I say I don't mind. She goes on about me needing to make the decision. She says I can have salmon or risotto or pasta with meat sauce. I say I don't mind and she goes nuts. In the end, I just say "Fine, let's have salmon then". So, tonight I get in and I'm not feeling that great so I sit down and have a drink. She asks why I'm not getting my dinner as she's already eaten. I say I'll get it a bit later, and she shouts at me "You what?! I've slaved all bloody afternoon for that meal!! You thoughtless bastard! You made me make you bloody salmon and now you won't even bloody eat it!!"

Anyway, so I know a thing or two about unbelievable missus.

:hereallweek:

 

[Dougal]

Even I held back from that one Oddie

 

[Partizan]

Today my wife skypes me and asks what I want for dinner. I say I don't mind. She goes on about me needing to make the decision. She says I can have salmon or risotto or pasta with meat sauce. I say I don't mind and she goes nuts. In the end, I just say "Fine, let's have salmon then". So, tonight I get in and I'm not feeling that great so I sit down and have a drink. She asks why I'm not getting my dinner as she's already eaten. I say I'll get it a bit later, and she shouts at me "You what?! I've slaved all bloody afternoon for that meal!! You thoughtless bastard! You made me make you bloody salmon and now you won't even bloody eat it!!"

Anyway, so I know a thing or two about unbelievable missus.

:hereallweek:

:grin:

 

[Phantom]

When someone sent me the link I had read it as missus, I was disappointed when I realised my error.

Well anyway I think the first miss is the best of them!

 

[Gassin's finest]

Thread necro...



Proper football...

 

[Dougal]

Even I held back from that one Oddie

And yet when I saw the thread title I was gonna go there. I've clearly lowered my standards over the years.

Disclaimer: I mean the joke, not Oddie's missus...