The "He's not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy" Gareth Bale Thread


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Aug 24, 2011
Ok - just how difficult a deal is this to do ?
Depends how motivated Madrid are to move him on. I don’t see it possibly happening unless we’re only paying a max of £200k/w which would mean Madrid have to agree to fairly considerable concessions.

Whether they just want shot of him or think they can hold out for a better deal, who knows, but the recently implemented wage cap in China has to be helpful for us as it means there are very few clubs around who’d be willing to pay him his full wages.


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Jul 25, 2008

BALE MEETING between Real Madrid and Tottenham
For anyone who isn’t able to speak Spanish, video basically says:

Perez and Levy have met to discuss Gareth Bale.

Perez said Bale is a fantastic golfer, with a wonderful half head of hair.

Levy said he is a great admirer of his golfing ability, but is extremely jealous that Bale is only ‘half’ bald.

Mourinho then says, he is the hairy one, and he has more hair on his arse than the two of them put together.

The final scene says Bale wants to come back to Spurs, Jose wants him, Levy says he will try his hardest - but expects the image rights to be too difficult.


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Jan 23, 2011
Chuffing image rights is gonna roger us again. A giant, redwood tree trunk rogering, minus a hint of lube.