Dangerous_Clive
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Peter Hill-Wood
The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Empty Edition 19th June 2013
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HappySpur
You Can't Unfry Things Jerri
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Paolo10
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So you read the whole thing?
samsonlevi
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I wish there was an audio function for this forum.
Where you could just press play and it would read throu all the comments while I eat my dinner and can help drown out the girlfriend!!
I'm feeling lazy if you hadn't noticed!!
Where you could just press play and it would read throu all the comments while I eat my dinner and can help drown out the girlfriend!!
I'm feeling lazy if you hadn't noticed!!
HappySpur
You Can't Unfry Things Jerri
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I don't know who this Villa Three Years is......sounds like a Spanish version of our Johnny Two Saints
HappySpur
You Can't Unfry Things Jerri
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We used to have this. But the only person we could afford was Gilbert Godfrey, who will basically suck off a leper for money. It got so bad that they scraped the idea after the third suicide. Which is how we lost Joey55. Surprisingly Morgan Freedman was willing to do it, but was too busy with other projects.
Sum Monsterism
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just man up and lock her outside. Once she's plated dinner tho, that's important.
CAIN
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Or Jimmy Five Bellies
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Cracking idea - and even better if you could personalise the reading voice too....
Options could include Ossie Ardiles, David Ginola, Erik Thorsvedt , Gary Mabbutt....
bomberH
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Instead of eating dinner and drowning out your girlfriend, try eating out your girlfriend and drowning your cock in her gob after. Have SC on autoscroll in the background. Win win, except for her if you're shit.
CAIN
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Good job there isn't a scratch n sniff version
Syn_13
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bomberH
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It appears my attempt at a joke hasn't worked overly well.
HappySpur
You Can't Unfry Things Jerri
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bomberH
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So has my member re-reading that post.
-Afri-Coy-
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Don't know why people still don't want Villa. I've been sold on the idea since it were first mentioned by ITK.
He's best games IMO were when he was played upfront on his own, which is frankly exactly what we need. He seems to be one of the most clinical solo strikers available, he can hold the ball up brilliantly and has the ability to bring other players into the attack too. Even for only 3 years his impact on our squad and young strikers will last for years.
WHL has excellent training and medical facilities now, and if we're lucky we may just be able to pull 3 good years out of him, with a further 3 or so till retirement just based on excellent fitness training and medical care alone.
We are one of the best clubs he could spend his last years at and I could see 15-20 goals a season.
He's best games IMO were when he was played upfront on his own, which is frankly exactly what we need. He seems to be one of the most clinical solo strikers available, he can hold the ball up brilliantly and has the ability to bring other players into the attack too. Even for only 3 years his impact on our squad and young strikers will last for years.
WHL has excellent training and medical facilities now, and if we're lucky we may just be able to pull 3 good years out of him, with a further 3 or so till retirement just based on excellent fitness training and medical care alone.
We are one of the best clubs he could spend his last years at and I could see 15-20 goals a season.
harry's chin
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Well Villa is also probably past his prime but we are talking about fucking David Villa. Villa at 50% is a better player than Parker in his prime.
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