- Feb 1, 2005
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Morning ITK fans
My wife and I were discussing what song we each would like played at our funerals."I want something memorable," she said, "something that will bring everyone close together"
"I know what you mean" I said softly as I made my way to the CD player, "something like this?"
The look she gave me as I bounced around to the conga was proper evil.
And now for a song.........Jerrygarcia has written and recorded this for us.........It's a version of The Beatles 'The Ballad of John and Yoko' and it's called 'The Ballad of Daniel Levy', it's all his own work. Brilliant.
Here's the link to the Mp3
http://boomp3.com/mp3/g10bbgdevvg-the-ballad-of-daniel-levy
And here's the lyrics
-The Ballad of Daniel Levy-
VERSE 1
Waiting for a plane out of Gatwick,
Trying to get to Spain or France,
He said "I'll give it a bash, with this wheelbarrow of cash,
You know they never even gave him a chance
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, the fans will crucify me.
VERSE 2
JJ phoned him up for some info,
Asked him something 'bout yellow and blue,
Don't worry he said, we've got a deal with Madrid,
We can always get a player on loan
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, the fans will crucify me.
VERSE 3
Watching the game on the weekend,
Sitting in his box at the Lane
He's got no hair on his dome, and he's the size of a gnome
But he's the best chairman, in the League
Sometimes it looks so easy, though it's as hard as can be
The way things are going, the fans will deify me
Saving all your money for the deadline day,
Check for ITK on Spurs Community
Last night AVB said, cant we even sign Fred?
We've been linked with him since I was seventeen...
VERSE 4
Levy puts a bid in for Willian,
.... "fifteen million should do"
Shakhtar say no but Levy's back on the phone,
Says, "His value's down to fourteen two"
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, the fans will crucify me.
VERSE 5
We used to be linked with Rivaldo,
Andy Van Der Meyde and Dave,
But now we've got Sandro, Lloris, Lennon and Bale
We can challenge for the Champions League
Sometimes it looks so easy, though it's as hard as can be
The way things are going, the fans will deify me.
Verse 6
Daniel works his magic on Barca,
Flys Messi in, is this a dream?
But the deal falls through, at eleven '0 two
There was a problem with the fax machine
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, the fans will crucify me,
The way things are going, the fans will crucify me.
THE END
Please give orgasmic amounts of rep to Jerry when you next see him. Genie-eye!
PS: Goodnight!
. Night all
