The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - MONEY FOR NOTHING 17th January

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Morning ITK fans.​

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I was tempted to name this the Sandro injury thread this monring as it seems to have been the main topic of conversation yesterday. Today that stuff can go in Spurs Chat, where's there's a thread devoted to all things Sandro injury related. Thanks.​

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Yesterday the mrs said to me 'Horse meat found in Tesco burgers'.........I looked at her and replied '​

Camel toe found in Primark leggings'​

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Mind you, have you tried the newest addition to the Tesco's Finest range? Succulent beef quarter pounders with caramelised onion and red rum.........​

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Enough with the Tesco's jokes. Sorry.​

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What with all the recent talk about Money.............​

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MONEY FOR NOTHING by Dire Straits with A&C singing the 'I want my....' bits​

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I want some........
I want some........
I want some ITK

I want some........
I want some........
I want some ITK

Now look at them big clubs that's the way you do it
You play your football in the champions league
Don't spend no money that's how Levy do it
Players for nothin', champions league for free
Just don't spend money' that's the way he do it
Lemme tell ya Levy ain't dumb
Maybe get a signing on a lucky bosman
That Levy man's just as tall as Tom Thumb

We gotta sign some brand new midfielders
Quality free kick deliveries
We gotta sign a-nother new striker
We gotta move out David Bentley

See the little Levy with the earring and the make-up
Yeah buddy he's got no hair
That little Levy got his own jet airplane
That little Levy he's millionaire

I want some........
I want some........
I want some ITK

We gotta sign someone like Leandro
No deadline signings no cheapies on frees
We gotta move further up the table
We gotta finish in the champions league

He shoulda' learned to play the transfer market
He shoulda' learned to do them sums
Look at that mama, he got it stickin' in the ITK
Man we could have some fun
Who's up there, what's that ? BEN's transfer noises ?
Bangin' out the ITK from up a tree
Don't spend no money' that's the way you do it
Get your signings for nothin' champions league for free

We gotta sign someone like Moutinho
Then Blue and Yellow would fit you see
We gotta hear some more of these cryptics
It's all obscure mandarin to me

Now look that them big clubs see the way they do it
they want a player they pay money
We know its workin' that's the way they do it
Money for signings champions league ain't free
Money for signings
champions league ain't free

I want some........​

I want some........​

I want some ITK​

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OK that's it for today.​

 

[voxy28]

Good morning to all.... its tea time here.

Levy sign a striker!!!

 

[nuttynoah]

Bring me sunshine

 

[cooko70]

Genius ! Not expecting anything to happen, other than an early Holtby...

 

[BedfordshireSpud]

One of the best A & C. Good to see you didn't waste the whole day on your Wife's Birthday.

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Morning ITK fans.​

​

I was tempted to name this the Sandro injury thread this monring as it seems to have been the main topic of conversation yesterday. Today that stuff can go in Spurs Chat, where's there's a thread devoted to all things Sandro injury related. Thanks.​

​

Yesterday the mrs said to me 'Horse meat found in Tesco burgers'.........I looked at her and replied '​

Camel toe found in Primark leggings'​

​

Mind you, have you tried the newest addition to the Tesco's Finest range? Succulent beef quarter pounders with caramelised onion and red rum.........​

​

Enough with the Tesco's jokes. Sorry.​

​

What with all the recent talk about Money.............​

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MONEY FOR NOTHING by Dire Straits with A&C singing the 'I want my....' bits​

​

I want some........
I want some........
I want some ITK

I want some........
I want some........
I want some ITK

Now look at them big clubs that's the way you do it
You play your football in the champions league
Don't spend no money that's how Levy do it
Players for nothin', champions league for free
Just don't spend money' that's the way he do it
Lemme tell ya Levy ain't dumb
Maybe get a signing on a lucky bosman
That Levy man's just as tall as Tom Thumb

We gotta sign some brand new midfielders
Quality free kick deliveries
We gotta sign a-nother new striker
We gotta move out David Bentley

See the little Levy with the earring and the make-up
Yeah buddy he's got no hair
That little Levy got his own jet airplane
That little Levy he's millionaire

I want some........
I want some........
I want some ITK

We gotta sign someone like Leandro
No deadline signings no cheapies on frees
We gotta move further up the table
We gotta finish in the champions league

He shoulda' learned to play the transfer market
He shoulda' learned to do them sums
Look at that mama, he got it stickin' in the ITK
Man we could have some fun
Who's up there, what's that ? BEN's transfer noises ?
Bangin' out the ITK from up a tree
Don't spend no money' that's the way you do it
Get your signings for nothin' champions league for free

We gotta sign someone like Moutinho
Then Blue and Yellow would fit you see
We gotta hear some more of these cryptics
It's all obscure mandarin to me

Now look that them big clubs see the way they do it
they want a player they pay money
We know its workin' that's the way they do it
Money for signings champions league ain't free
Money for signings
champions league ain't free

I want some........​

I want some........​

I want some ITK​

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OK that's it for today.​

 

[rawhide]

Another quality parody A&C!

Morning all. Let's hope for no more bad news today.

 

[shelfboy68]

Genius ! Not expecting anything to happen, other than an early Holtby...

I'm just not expecting anything to happen full stop but maybe levy might suprise us.

 

[dirtyh]

morning all, fabulous intro as always. fully expecting a 3 year extension for jenas and bentley after yesterday

holtby in early surely has to be done now plus i expect (however misguided) a striker of some sorts (probably ted striker from airplane) and a deadline day special for ws or belhanda.

enjoy! a&c, forgot to pass on my birthday wishes to the wife, hope you got her something nice. (gimp mask?)

 

[hoose]

I want some ........... More sleep , first day back at work

 

[wee_spur]

I just want to say cheers to alll those updating the RO ITK section. It really is invaluable for me have a quick check when the boss goes for a slash! Keep up the good work comrades!!!!

 

[Spurs_Bear]

Are we in danger of 'AKQAYID'-ing the living daylights out of Jasper by putting stuff like that in RO?

Clearly more opinion than ITK.

 

[AX-Spur]

Are we in danger of 'AKQAYID'-ing the living daylights out of Jasper by putting stuff like that in RO?

Clearly more opinion than ITK.

We all want straws to clutch at, otherwise we wouldn´t be here, would we?

 

[wee_spur]

I for one found it hard to read.......

 

[Colonel Dax]

According to Duncan Castles, AVB "has been asked to work on an unexpectedly tight budget in the current transfer window."

 

[Vwbottom]

According to Duncan Castles, AVB "has been asked to work on an unexpectedly tight budget in the current transfer window."

AVB has been asked to work on an unexpectedly tight budgie...... :dead:

Morning all. Need some good news today please Bob.

 

[voxy28]

According to Duncan Castles, AVB "has been asked to work on an unexpectedly tight budget in the current transfer window."

I couldn't believe it.... at least a proper striker to increase our options up front. He did say we are advancing to bring Holtby in which at least is the right decision.

 

[Sum Monsterism]

For days and days you lot have been banging on about Holtby being a good attacking m/f option.

so why would we bring him in early to fill the SANDRO gap?

Someone elaborate for me, or I'll assume that you're all talking b*ll*cks... like normal.

 

[EJWTartanSpur]

Great work A&C

I'm afraid I'm not expecting anything before the last couple of days of the window. Not good news from Castles !

 

[Twizzle]

According to Duncan Castles, AVB "has been asked to work on an unexpectedly tight budget in the current transfer window."

and like I said in yesterdays thread, I reckon thats what he's been told to report, no point in giving Chel$ki another heads up like we did last summer

 

[AX-Spur]

Once again, I don´t know whether this has been posted, but:

Who: Hertyid
Where: COYS
Re: Sandro

Today, 12:25 AM
From what I can gather there was no obvious tear from the scans, but some considerable swelling around the knee joint. Exploratory operation went well but won't know exact comeback date until recovered post-op. Welcome back Scott Parker. Now do a job on Carrick please.

EDIT: Oh yeah... should have gone into Spurs Chat... Sorry A&C...