- Feb 1, 2005
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Is it just me or is there a striking resemblance between Brooklyn Beckham and Ryan Giggs? OK ITK fans, here's today's round-up of yesterday's ITK.
There was none.
The newspapers however, weren't quite so shy
Feel free to spunk that much whiskey face.....The Daily Mirror said:Manchester United will beat Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester City and Tottenham to the signature of Blackburn defender Phil Jones, 19, but he will cost them £16m.
Yesterday on SSN
Harry on SSN said:We're not selling Luka Modric, we're not selling Gareth Bale and we're not selling Sandro
Shut up Harry you talk too much.
No? Not applicable in this instance?
Why? Because you like what he said?
Oh so that's how it works :roll:
I spotted this in the Mirror
Down my way, Miss Jizz uses golden handcauffs and only charges £70 for the hour.The Daily Mirror said:Carlos Tevez is tied to Manchester City by a pair of £100m golden handcuffs.
The Metro gave me a giggle
Apparently, his defensive 'tweet' said......"My words are good words"The Metro said:Rio Ferdinand has defended the language he uses in his Twitter posts after coming bottom of a vocabulary league table among footballers who use the social networking site.
At home i've been suffering........
My wife recently complained that I'm always having a crack at her weight.
'Look...' I began
'Oh' she said sarcastically 'finally going to apologise are you?'
'No' I said 'I was saying 'Look at the fridge, it's empty again you greedy fat bitch''
Also, I'd jokingly told my wife that I wanted a Lamborghini for my birthday.
When I got back from work on the big day, all I could smell was Indian food.
"I couldn't find a Lamb Borghini", she said,"... so I hope a Lamb Bhuna is OK.."
Seeing as yesterday was a quite day and given that we're probably going to have quite a few more before the window closes, every now and then i'll be posting a song of the day.......Heres the first.
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Finally, I might have been a bit pissed but I could have sworn I saw three tampons walking into a strip joint last night.....
Must've been Stringfellows.
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