- Feb 1, 2005
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Yesterday Mrs A&C was holding her friends newly born twin baby boys.
"Ouch!" she said. "He's pinching my chin"
"Which one?" I asked.
"Jack"
It's weird that she's got names for her chins.
There's been an ITK drought on and to be honest, that probably reflects well on them as I think we all know there's not going to be much happening this month. But the madhouse will carry on as usual!
Mind you, whenever I have sex with Mrs A&C, she likes me to quote lines from films, as it turns her on.
But I think I upset her last night when I said "That'll do Donkey. That'll do."
There's three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the way that I do it