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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 28th June 2019

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-Afri-Coy-

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I think you should consider this one to be an exception from the rule. Money will always be the prime motivator.

Money in terms of transfer fee or wages? Think Tanguy could get a decent wedge more than with us with one of the elite clubs but seems to be choosing ambition over a heavy pocket. Aulas on the other hand wants pockets fatter than a weight watcher.

Anyhow I reckon the medicals are done, simply waiting for announcements. This can take up to a week to finalize. Patience is key. Could be Monday, could be Friday. No need to work ourselves up over a couple of days and what ifs. I'm confident.
 

kthwlsn

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Well that would make more sense than putting him in last years kit.
Announce him in last years kit, slap his name and number on the back of the remaining inventory, sell out what’s left. You’re welcome, Daniel.
 

mil1lion

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Do we do weekend announcements? It's been so long I can't remember.
Modric was announced Saturday morning but I doubt we'll get anything today
To be fair we're probably giving Tanguy time to finish his holiday rather than make him cut it short
 

NinjaTuna

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Modric was announced Saturday morning but I doubt we'll get anything today
To be fair we're probably giving Tanguy time to finish his holiday rather than make him cut it short
I hadn't even thought of that. A new signing (and a big one, at that) will deffo appreciate us allowing him to relax and enjoy his time off, rather than hurrying him back for the sake of making twitter virgins happy with an early announcement video.
 

yankspurs

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Yep and with ITK suggesting the Sessegnon brothers are close we could unveil 4 new signings on Monday.
Lol. We havent signed someone in 510 some odd days and now we’re signing 4 on Monday? Levy’s given me stockholm syndrome thanks to this but even I dont think that
 

danfeen

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You just wanted me to see your trombone post again didn't you

It's ITK, I think what he's getting at is this kit launch is going to be Levy's rendition of "The Aristocrats".

Four new players take to the stage dressed in the pristine white of next season's kits; Ndombele and Clarke in the middle, flanked by the nervous Sessegnon twins, when the shadowy figure of Poch steps out - fully clad in PVC, ball gag in mouth and whip firmly grasped in a gloved hand.
Soft music begins to play, it's a horn rendition of "Ossie's Dream". Levy's voice crackles over the PA system, he almost sounds bored by what he's seeing, "Let the tromboning commence"...

edit - why the fuck did I write that, my apologies.
 
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