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All fun and games yesterday folks, well Bacon and Senility. Apologies for my Lurpack cock up. Still, you have to laugh. No, seriously, you have to. I mean it. Laugh you ****s.
News is filtering through that John Terry is 2/1 to finish on the podium at the Monaco grand prix this weekend.
Not much ITK to report but we'll plunge straight in with POTL
Now then. Leaving aside the fact that we can do without the cryptics right now i'm going to register my disgust at this blatant piece of instensitive posting. Bacon? Is POTL not aware of the clubs Jewish heritage?POTL said:[This was posted in the same thread as his cryptic given in Update 14]
Danny & Darren the Bacon Boys.
At the same time, I learned that no matter how simple the cryptic, some of you will insist on twisting and guessing, just for the sake of it. Conventional wisdom is that the phrase simply refers to 'bringing home the bacon' meaning a successful negotiation with Ajax for Verthongen has been reached or is close to being reached. The rest is faff. Including my Lurpack faux pas.
Anyway, there was also another option. Danny & Darren the Bacon Boys..............After a night out in one of Amsterdam's notorious 'cafes' sipping on Advocaat and puffing on some 5 Euro Jamaican Woodbines, Danny and Darren ended up back at their hotel in a threesome with Miss Piggy.
Unconfirmed reports that Miss Piggy gave Danny one of her karate chops when he gave her the old 'sniff my finger' gag have been leaking in.
That's about it for the eyeteekay, JJ did pop his head in the thread to tell us we weren't only in Amsterdam.
This morning the Daily Mail are reporting that Dynamo Kiev have opened talks with Spurs regarding the signing of Kranjcar and Corluka for a combined fee of £10m
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