The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 21st June 2013

[CoopsieDeadpool]

Blimey......spent all day so far a hospital while my wife has a vaginal refashioning and got the chance to see what's going on, expecting pages of stuff and there is only 6 pages!!!!! Slow day?

People seem to be actually adhering to the rules a bit more. A&C, your threats of indecent public acts of sexual humiliation might be working!

After that snippet of info, and knowing this place, I have a feeling that the post count is going to rise considerably

 

[andyp8080]

TTIUWP....

Sorry?

 

[faulks]

Sorry?

This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures

 

[Rogmeister]

Fuck it I'm putting a grand on it. I won't be able to feed my daughter but it doesn't matter as its got to be true.

This type of ITK doesn't come around every day!!










This is a joke by the way. Sense of humour is sometimes lost in translation here.

 

[Jamturk]

Sorry, It is my opinion that it will be Higuain OR Villa to the scum, not both.
Big noise that it will be Higuain up the road.
So its a positive for me regarding us and D Villa

 

[Insomnia]

I think I'll refrain from betting on Rooney to Madrid, I'm still licking my wounds after backing (coz of ITK) Martinez being Stoke's new boss

 

[King of the Lane]

I bet £10 SC donation that this is not true and they won't get both

 

[TottenhamLegend]

Not much and not RO-worthy but from stevo1985 on COYS:

dont claim to be ITK at all but you can take from this as you will. thought i would share anyway

my mate lives in spain, teaches english, his boss is mates with an agent - this guy called pelligrini to city about 6 months ago - my mate had money on it (15-1), is about 1k up.

sent me an email today with the following -

higuain and villa to goons

Villas Boas said he'd go to PSG unless Levy promised to him to keep Bale next season (which he has)

and rooney to madrid - hes asked me to put money on this for him through 888sport as they are offering 19-1 - everyone else around 10-1 and he cant acess it from spain.

he also said to me few months ago, we have a good chance for villa, followed by 50-50 spurs or goons and now today as above.....

hope hes wrong but hes a good friend (and fellow spurs fan) and doesn't and hasn't bullshted me in the past, sent me a copy of the betting slips n all....

pls dont shoot the messenger!!

The bookies currently offering the best odds on Rooney to Real Madrid are Bwin.... Real Madrid's sponsors.

 

[Indisguise]

I prefer to think of Gooner ITK as GITk. Don't want no GITk on Villa and Higuain ever! Especially on Funday Friday! **sulking**

 

[playboypaul]

Well, just turned 8, autistic, has no interest in football whatsoever, STILL an upgrade on Defoe *cue Defoe lovers neg-ing the fuck out of me*

Now that's what I call getting your priorities straight.

Spending all day on SC ---> Sons birthday

 

[Gedson100]

If Levy is umming and ahing over signing the expensive veteran Villa, I'd be even more astounded if old Arseface was considering it.

 

[playboypaul]

Blimey......spent all day so far a hospital while my wife has a vaginal refashioning and got the chance to see what's going on, expecting pages of stuff and there is only 6 pages!!!!! Slow day?

People seem to be actually adhering to the rules a bit more. A&C, your threats of indecent public acts of sexual humiliation might be working!

There has to be a good joke there somewhere?!

 

[Ghost Hardware]

I prefer to think of Gooner ITK as GITk. Don't want no GITk on Villa and Higuain ever! Especially on Funday Friday! **sulking**

This is probably the must unfunday Friday ever, the fact that the only remote ITK is regarding two of our previous/current targets going to Arss makes today a complete damp squib.

 

[JerryGarcia]

Blimey......spent all day so far a hospital while my wife has a vaginal refashioning and got the chance to see what's going on, expecting pages of stuff and there is only 6 pages!!!!! Slow day?

People seem to be actually adhering to the rules a bit more. A&C, your threats of indecent public acts of sexual humiliation might be working!

Was she my 9 'oclock? Won't be long now old chap. Just checking the ITK while the final coat of paint dries.

 

[Parkie]

I bet £10 SC donation that this is not true and they won't get both

Whack it in the transfer pledge thread to make it official and binding!

 

[Parkie]

No, it's actually my youngest boys 8th birthday, nothing else matters

Get Levy interested in signing him now and he might have a contract by the time he's 18 (change his name to Leandro just to be sure)!

 

[Sum Monsterism]

I bet £10 SC donation that this is not true and they won't get both

or you could just donate anyway, cos this is a great site (and yes I have donated recently)

 

[Breezer]

Higuain and Villa to the scum! hmmm Maybe we'll sign Damiao!

 

[coysjod]

Blimey......spent all day so far a hospital while my wife has a vaginal refashioning and got the chance to see what's going on, expecting pages of stuff and there is only 6 pages!!!!! Slow day?

People seem to be actually adhering to the rules a bit more. A&C, your threats of indecent public acts of sexual humiliation might be working!

Never new that pussy could go out of fashion? Was it an extreme makeover kind of deal?

 

[HairyHotspur]

Who gives a fuck who they sign.

David villa is a great striker but is getting on a bit.

Higuain is only coming here cos his bird got a job at the BBC or something.

Fuck 'em.