TALL STORIES.

[cider spurs]

A thread for all the discussion relating to heights of players linked to Spurs.

Fill yet boots.

 

[Sum Monsterism]

what about that time Modric took Crouch aside in training and gesticulated in comical fashion?

A classic.

 

[cider spurs]

Yeah.

Of course, was more thinking that the obsession with player heights could be posted in here.

I mean, is Aaron's 5'6" or a lofty 5'10".

This shit needs sorting, you can't be feckin about with a man's height willy, nilly.

What next, knockin' a few inches off our vertically challenged chairman.

 

[wirE]

Anyone know the length of Joe Hart's neck?

 

[cider spurs]

Anyone know the length of Joe Hart's neck?

Put it this way. I purchased a 65" television in lockdown. Still can't see his face.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Dele is taller than I thought he was.

Hope that helps.

 

[spursfan77]

Jose Dominguez must hold the record for our shortest player?

 

[Japhet]

Jose Dominguez must hold the record for our shortest player?

Phil Holder (or maybe TerryGibson).

 

[Rocksuperstar]

How tall was Ossie?

 

[cider spurs]

Azza has to be one of, if not, the shortest.

Edit: Quick check sees Azza and Gibson both @ 1.65 m

 

[ParklaneDazza]

Ossie was 1.7 m

 

[Rocksuperstar]

I wonder how many Lennons you'd have to smish together to get one Sandro?

Sorry, bit OT, that's more of a volume question isn't it? Maybe we need another thread...

 

[daveduvet]

Azza has to be one of, if not, the shortest.

Edit: Quick check sees Azza and Gibson both @ 1.65 m

Azza once crossed the road in front of me at some traffic lights - I thought schools had been let out early that day ..

 

[daveduvet]

Anyone know the length of Joe Hart's neck?

Inspector gadget neck