Soccer Aid 2019

SlotBadger

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Anyone watching this? On ITV now.

Good mix of celebrities, current and ex-pros (both male and female).

Game has been end to end in the opening 15 minutes and played at a decent pace, unlike most charity matches.
 

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Yeah I'm watching. I do feel every year this format would be better in a "home nations" style 5 a side tournament as the game tends to really drag.
 

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Im watching but I preferred it when it was loads of really unfit, overweight people...the vast majority of this lot wouldn't look out of place playing professionally.
 

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Im watching but I preferred it when it was loads of really unfit, overweight people...the vast majority of this lot wouldn't look out of place playing professionally.
Ha! Paddy McGuinness and Boris Johnson come to mind.

Jeremy Lynch and Mark Wright have been the outstanding celebs, although not sure I’m happy about Wright’s decision to sneakily aim his corners above the first man.
 

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Ha! Paddy McGuinness and Boris Johnson come to mind.

Jeremy Lynch and Mark Wright have been the outstanding celebs, although not sure I’m happy about Wright’s decision to sneakily aim his corners above the first man.
I posted the classic Boris clip in the Boris thread.

WXI look shit...Seamans barely made a save, Cesar has been their best player.
 
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How in the name of Jesus suffering fuck does that scum sucker Morgan get himself these positions of prominence? He must have dirt on everyone in order to keep himself on the periphery of relevance.

Fucking hate him.
 

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How in the name of Jesus suffering fuck does that scum sucker Morgan get himself these positions of prominence? He must have dirt on everyone in order to keep himself on the periphery of relevance.

Fucking hate him.
I,T, and V.
 

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Actually been a good game, in all fairness.
Good to see ladies involved this year and some of the celebs (although I've not heard of most of them) look half decent. The freestyle lad looks good, lovely second goal. Am I right in thinking that he's a gooner and the yid freestyler is playing for the RoW team?
Usually, these games are pretty shit but I've enjoyed this one so far. Probably because I've been drinking for most of the day and I'm missing football.
 

Gb160

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Where the fuck is Jamie 'the cat' Theakstone?
Legendary goalkeeper.
 

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Kem from Love Island with probably the most composed finish by a celebrity since that chip by Serge Pizzorno.
 

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If I was "Kem"? whoever the fuck he is, I'd have run to the walking anal fissure that is Piers Morgan and running elbowed the **** into next week. Good Morning TV from my hospital bed would have been so much better and we might have got Susanna Reid in a nurses uniform...

edit - you're welcome for all mental images (y)
 

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If I was "Kem"? whoever the fuck he is, I'd have run to the walking anal fissure that is Piers Morgan and running elbowed the **** into next week. Good Morning TV from my hospital bed would have been so much better and we might have got Susanna Reid in a nurses uniform...

edit - you're welcome for all mental images (y)
I sleep with a poster of Piers / anal fissure on my ceiling. :hungry:

P.S. Would love Lee Mack to miss a third penalty at Soccer Aid
 

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For the eagle eyed amongst you, during the dancing at half time, there was a nip slip. It’s one of the dancers in the crowd around the stage.
Me dad noticed it. Top man.
 
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