Serge Aurier

[THFC_SWE]

That's the same guy who claimed 'Walker's replacement' (i.e. Aurier) was at Hotspur War yesterday when he was actually in France, so...

I got some ITK on how Aurier managed to get in to the country. He was smuggled in a cargo full of snails, or as they call them in France, escargots. I got this ITK from a friend who works at the harbour in a port city called Cherbourg-Octeville‎.

 

[worcestersauce]

give the guy a break, it's really easy to get the two confused

They all look alike, right backs.

 

[DeadleyLedley]

I was going to say it will be interesting to see what Poch says about it at the presser, but as he keeps his cards close to his chest, it probably won't be

 

[Lilbaz]

They all look alike, right backs.

Possitionist!

 

[Fan-at-ic!]

I don't know if this is old but l'equipe think it's a done deal

And I don't know about now, but back in the day they were very reliable

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

I don't know if this is old but l'equipe think it's a done deal

And I don't know about now, but back in the day they were very reliable

Fucking hope so- put 15 quid on this happening this morning.

 

[Luka Van der Bale]

I don't know if this is old but l'equipe think it's a done deal

And I don't know about now, but back in the day they were very reliable

Where did you see this?

 

[BoringOldFan]

I don't know if this is old but l'equipe think it's a done deal

And I don't know about now, but back in the day they were very reliable

How recent is it, Fan? I saw a post there a few days' ago that said Aurier had "one foot in the Tottenham camp".

Actually they called us "Les Spurs de Tottenham" which is pretty classy.

 

[BoringOldFan]

Is this it?

Seems to say he's been sentenced to two months' in prison! He's appealing, but there are issues about his French naturalisation and a work permit for England. The Chavs have backed out because of these problems.

 

[Fan-at-ic!]

It on the skysport transfer center bit. Euro paper talk

 

[homer hotspur]

Meanwhile Italian media claim he has now agreed terms with Juventus!

 

[Ben1]

Meanwhile Italian media claim he has now agreed terms with Juventus!

Don't they need a non EU spot open first?

 

[Bigjim6464]

Meanwhile Italian media claim he has now agreed terms with Juventus!

So who's going to be right, Italian media or @Hotspur83?

 

[homer hotspur]

Don't they need a non EU spot open first?

yes, they are, apparently, trying to find another Serie A club to take him on loan for this season

 

[Sandro30]

Whos having a medical?

Who's thread are you in? I'm sure it's not hard to work out...

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

So who's going to be right, Italian media or @Hotspur83?

Forgive me if I'm a bit slow on this but is @Hotspur83 itk in anyway?

 

[Ben1]

yes, they are, apparently, trying to find another Serie A club to take him on loan for this season

I'm sure he shall be delighted with that.

 

[Univarn]

Meanwhile Italian media claim he has now agreed terms with Juventus!

L'Equipe already reported that and said his preference is England and PSG's preference is us. They are most likely carrying the story from there. It is no secret he has been floated and agreed terms with a whole host of teams but we seem to be one of the few seeing the rollercoaster all the way through.

 

[Spurrific]

Forgive me if I'm a bit slow on this but is @Hotspur83 itk in anyway?

No. He's your standard Twitter attention seeking bullshitter.

 

[Univarn]

Forgive me if I'm a bit slow on this but is @Hotspur83 itk in anyway?

May need @Archibald&Crooks to swing in and say yay or nay but as far as I can tell he's just another twitter itk that hasn't had much of a track record and keeps saying we're going for Dembele (celtic). Last I can tell he's not on the approved itk and should probably not be brought up here as JJ is our lone twitter dude.