Rooney on the move

[Rupstoh]

Oh look, Rooney has pulled out of pre-season with a hamstring injury.

I wonder where he will be off to?

http://www1.skysports.com/football/...home-from-Far-East-tour-with-hamstring-injury

 

[only1waddle]

i will tell you what is more important than his hamstring, he gets a hair weave thingy, costing a vast sum of wonga, which would be the envy of many men losing/lost/going baldingish then cuts it all to a grade 1, knob..

 

[Rupstoh]

i will tell you what is more important than his hamstring, he gets a hair weave thingy, costing a vast sum of wonga, which would be the envy of many men losing/lost/going baldingish then cuts it all to a grade 1, knob..

Thanks for your input.

 

[only1waddle]

Thanks for your input.

Glad to be of some use in all this madness

 

[DuDe]

Oh look, Rooney has pulled out of pre-season with a hamstring injury.

Indeed. The exact same thought crossed my mind.

 

[DuDe]

... then cuts it all to a grade 1, knob..

Really? He had a hair transplant on his penis ? The guy truly earns way too much money.

But ... I guess if that's the part of his 'anatomy' that speaks at Press Conferences, it has to look it's best.

 

[Misfit]

I'd be amazed if he has the stones to go abroad, or if a foreign team would even be interested.

 

[Montasura]

I'd be amazed if he has the stones to go abroad, or if an foreign team would even be interested.

He's too scared that he might get found out!

 

[spursandbarca]

Neymar Rooney Messi.


That's where he'll end up

 

[Riandor]

More fuel for the fire?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23336090

 

[Scarlet57]

More fuel for the fire?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23336090

Another crap football article from the BBC. No quotes, how do they know he's angry and confused?

 

[teok]

All this stuff about rooney not being able to go abroad is silly to me. Most players in spain will speak a small amount of english (far more than players here speak any thing other than english).

Once you are that rich it doesn't matter you can have every thing you want brought to you and translators/pa's taking care of any slight inconvenience.

The reason is simply that clubs over here will pay more money for him. I think city will troll utd and put a bid in but he will end up at chelsea (no itk, just purely speculation).

 

[Montasura]

Jason Burt seems to think he is Chelsea bound.

 

[teok]

Jason Burt seems to think he is Chelsea bound.

He seems exactly the sort of player jose likes (as well as jose fluffing him in the press).

 

[chrissivad]

Another crap football article from the BBC. No quotes, how do they know he's angry and confused?

Its Rooney, that part sounds about right, but just in general

 

[Cavehillspur]

BBC reporting United have rejected a bid from Chavs of 10mil plus either Luiz or Mata - If they have included Mata in any deal United should bite their hand off!

 

[spursfan77]

BBC reporting United have rejected a bid from Chavs of 10mil plus either Luiz or Mata - If they have included Mata in any deal United should bite their hand off!

I can't see that being true at all.

 

[Mattspur]

BBC reporting United have rejected a bid from Chavs of 10mil plus either Luiz or Mata - If they have included Mata in any deal United should bite their hand off!

This is obviously made up nonsense. It would be more believable if they said that Man U had made a bid for Mata or Luiz of Rooney plus £20m.

 

[shelflife_73]

BBC reporting United have rejected a bid from Chavs of 10mil plus either Luiz or Mata - If they have included Mata in any deal United should bite their hand off!

The thought of Rooney being worth £10m more than Mata is making my head hurt.

 

[senseispab]

The thought of Rooney being worth £10m more than Mata is making my head hurt.

Whether or not Rooney is technically worth more is moot, but commercially he sure is.