Ridiculous things you do because you are a Spurs fan

[riggi]

Ok, kill me now

But those 2 are very rare

Ha ive never read a program in my life! My dad always has to get one though.

 

[David St Hubbins]

Ha ive never read a program in my life! My dad always has to get one though.

It's a ritual, just like sex...only costlier.

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Punching my leg silly when we lose or concede a goal... Doesn't hurt at the time because of pure anger and adrenaline but leg is usually dead for a couple of hours after

You should just sit on your hands every time you get angry, that way, you won't have a dead leg, but you will have dead hands and that only ever leads to good things.

 

[Chris12]

You should just sit on your hands every time you get angry, that way, you won't have a dead leg, but you will have dead hands and that only ever leads to good things.

Stranger masturbation - I get your vibe brah!

But to be fair I have improved recently, less hits because I have gotten used to use being bad this season

 

[$herringham]

As time = money
@ £25 an hour (my work)
Visiting about an hour a day
Since joining 23/8/2005 (3217 days)
SpursCommunity owes me £80,425
Another 9,328 years at this rate and I can buy Bale back

 

[TwanYid]

Get excited come August.

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

A boss of mine was emigrating and offered me his stag sports car for free, I turned him down because it was red

Head gasket would have blown so no big loss lol.

 

[kursaal]

I can't walk past an Arsenal birthday cake in a supermarket with making big finger holes in it. My girlfriend won't walk down the cake aisle with me anymore. She keeps wanting to getting married but I say you wont walk down the cake aisle with me so I'm not walking down the church aisle with you.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Phrasing my thoughts in a language that's not my native one, on a website where I know nobody, so I merely pour out words on a screen to communicate to strangers (something my mum said I shouldn't) only to keep an eye on the "ITK"-thread.

 

[Rogmeister]

Actually thinking year on year. "This could be our year....."

 

[Blackrat1299]

So being a Spurs fan, and an at times slightly unhinged Spurs fan, has just cost be £15.

Why you ask?

Well I'll tell you...because that was the point in this thread in the first place.

I've just been out buying some new trainers (in my efforts to get fit for the World Cup), and there were two pairs available. Both were basically exactly the same. The same make, the same style and both definitely had the qualities required to cover my feet whilst running.

One set was £86 and the other was £71. So which pair did I buy? That's right the £86 trainers.

And the reason? Because the £86 trainers were black and the £71 trainers were, you've guessed it, red.

Clearly I take my never red policy very strongly but I didn't think it would contradict my strict penny-pincher policy. Unfortunately it appears that I am that ridiculous a Spurs fan.

So what have you done in the name of Spurs that you look upon slightly shame-facedly? How low have you gone?

You could have brought the red pair then dyed them!

 

[CowInAComa]

I've swung a frying pan in frustration (as you do ) at some Spurs ridiculousness , which promptly disengaged itself from the handle I was left holding as it sent itself spinning through my parents glass patio doors like a frisbee

try explaining that.

In fairness, me and Spurs probably deserve each other.

 

[Tottenham_God]

Shagging my mrs whilst watching spurs waiting to cum as we score.. can get pretty tiring.

 

[Ray_Evans]

Covering Goon & Chavski greetings cards, calendars etc with Spurs ones whenever I visit a shop that sells them.

 

[Gbspurs]

Shagging my mrs whilst watching spurs waiting to cum as we score.. can get pretty tiring.

What now?

 

[MirinJaw]

Okay where do i start...
When i was a kid my brother would take me to games when Chelsea were not playing and we was beating West Ham 2-0 and Lineker just sealed his hat trick and i responded by punching my brother in the face out of excitement and said av it Chelsea scum and yeah he responded by giving me a dead arm lol....

When we was 0-0 with Manchester United and Pedro Mendes happened yeah i was cheering looked at my tv realised the goal wasn't given picked my fat tv up out of anger and threw it out my flat window... not the smartest thing to do but emotions were running wild ...

I have made my 8 year old Mancunian daughter a Spurs fan....

I refuse to wear red...

When Ledley King retired i tweeted Jenas and said it should have been you & he responded by blocking me...

When Theo Walcott joined Twitter i did erm this.... https://twitter.com/SuperRic_84/status/471753372207693824 & as you can see i got a lot of BITES lol

and erm.... i have a Spurs badge tattoed on my right forearm so yeah i think maybe i do take my Spurs love too far i mean i can't even support England at the world cup because i hate too many of the England team lol.

 

[Gbspurs]

Okay where do i start...
When i was a kid my brother would take me to games when Chelsea were not playing and we was beating West Ham 2-0 and Lineker just sealed his hat trick and i responded by punching my brother in the face out of excitement and said av it Chelsea scum and yeah he responded by giving me a dead arm lol....

When we was 0-0 with Manchester United and Pedro Mendes happened yeah i was cheering looked at my tv realised the goal wasn't given picked my fat tv up out of anger and threw it out my flat window... not the smartest thing to do but emotions were running wild ...

I have made my 8 year old Mancunian daughter a Spurs fan....

I refuse to wear red...

When Ledley King retired i tweeted Jenas and said it should have been you & he responded by blocking me...

When Theo Walcott joined Twitter i did erm this.... https://twitter.com/SuperRic_84/status/471753372207693824 & as you can see i got a lot of BITES lol

and erm.... i have a Spurs badge tattoed on my right forearm so yeah i think maybe i do take my Spurs love too far i mean i can't even support England at the world cup because i hate too many of the England team lol.

I mean this in the nicest possible way but you sound like a bit of a twat!

 

[SandroClegane]

Just bet an gooner at work $20 that we'd finish above them next season...

 

[Spurger King]

Just bet an gooner at work $20 that we'd finish above them next season...

I wonder what he's spent it on?

 

[MirinJaw]

I mean this in the nicest possible way but you sound like a bit of a twat!

i would be lying if i said i wasn't a bit of a twat so i take this as a compliment