Poch Song

[TheVoiceofReason]

After a victory against Arsenal, surely Poch has now passed the initial test, and deserves his own song!?

Anyone heard any good uns?

My attempt:

To the tune of Amy Winehouse's Rehab...

'Hes our coach from Argentina, Pocheti-NO NO NO!'

Or

'Mauricio from Argentina
Pocheti-NO NO NO!!'



Think it would be a catchy one!

 

[Chris12]

No no no

 

[@Bobby__Lucky]

Its a tricky one making up new songs.....will probably be 'Pochettino's white blue army'

If attempts are allowed though im going for in the tune to Spandau Ballets Gold...

Pochetinnnnnnnnnnnnnnno!
You got the power we knoooooooowwwww...
we are industructabllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeee
Always beleiiiiiiieeeeeeeve in ......

Pochetinnnnnnnnnnooooooo!

 

[Always Offside]

Both have merit. I hope others can provide some more options.

 

[Mouse!]

In this game, one thing counts,
On the pitch give every ounce,
But these wins don't grow on trees,
You've got to pick-a-poch-ettino.

You've got to pick-a-poch-ettino, boys,
You've got to pick-a-poch-ettino.

He's got a shit name for songs tbf.

 

[ben_the_yido]

to the tune of human league - dont you want me

pochettino baby
pochettino woooooah

 

[yiddo23]

Keep it classy....Mauricios yid army

 

[Gbspurs]

to the tune of human league - dont you want me

pochettino baby
pochettino woooooah

I like but i can't see the whole stadium singing "Baby" about him.

 

[Chilli]

to the tune of human league - dont you want me

pochettino baby
pochettino woooooah

Change the 'baby' to army or something similar....I like that but it won't catch on I doubt

 

[teok]

I'm terrible at making up songs but will bump this because poch deserves a good one.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

It'll just end up Pochettino's Blue and White Army like always

 

[jurgen1966]

Give me a P , give me an O, give me a C, give me an H, give me and E, give me a T, give me another T, give me an I, give me an N, give me another O - what have you got - fuck knows I am Dyslexic - catchy !

 

[thfc1989]

Credit to Richitov in the atmosphere at WHL thread:

OH, OH, OH, hes magic, you know,
Mauricio Pochettino ,
hes magic, you know,
Mauricio Pochettino...

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Can't we just do this...



But sing "Pochetinno" instead of "Tequila".

 

[Col_M]

Its a tricky one making up new songs.....will probably be 'Pochettino's white blue army'

If attempts are allowed though im going for in the tune to Spandau Ballets Gold...

Pochetinnnnnnnnnnnnnnno!
You got the power we knoooooooowwwww...
we are industructabllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeee
Always beleiiiiiiieeeeeeeve in ......

Pochetinnnnnnnnnnooooooo!

If this was the voice, I'd have hit that button so the chair could spin round before pulling the trigger at whoever is creating that awful noise!.

Nice try, but I think I'd rather listen to a Will I Am tune whilst having my finger nails pulled out.

 

[yiddo23]

I think we need to see where this everywhere we go train takes us...what's mega is that it works perfectly with Mauricio, mopo, and pochettino, the sky is not even close to the limit with this tune

-Everywhere he goes, everywhere he goes
Its Mauricios, yid army glory show, everywhere he goes

-Mauricio, pochettino, "something something"

-Its Mauricio, going toe to toe, everywhere he goes
.Going, standing, stepping

-Its Mauricio, puttin on a show, everywhere he goes

-Its pochettinos boys, bringin the noise, everywhere he goes
.Its mopos boys or its Mauricios, boys...

-ect, ect to infinte

 

[BSUSpur]

to the tune of human league - dont you want me

pochettino baby
pochettino woooooah

We sing this over in Chicago all the time. Quality song IMO

 

[thinktank]

To the tune of Amorillo...

This is a song for Poch-e-ttin-o
He made a mug of Jose Maur-in-ho
He gave Wenger a brand new ring hole
And we are going to wem-ber-ly!

 

[TaoistMonkey]

how about..(to the song aussies going to wembley)

@thinktank said believe in you
@thinktank said believe in you

la la la laaaaa
la la la laaaaa

etc etc

 

[lenny7]

Mo-Po Mo-Po man.
I want to be a Mo-Po man.