Player Watch - Steven Bergwijn signs for Ajax

[Luka Van der Bale]

? Where did you get this information from? The guy is a midget. Even the YouTube scouts could deduce that.

He’s clearly not talking about his height. The lad is built like a fridge.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

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‘It is expected that white smoke will soon be available’- so Levy has resorted to giving rival chairmen crack to sweeten the deal?

 

[yido_number1]

He’s clearly not talking about his height. The lad is built like a fridge.

Built like Andy Reid lol.... To be fair he moves pretty well for a fat lad.

 

[coysjod]

I don’t know why everybody finds this funny. The Young Virgins Detective Club is a fantastic organisation.

But, but, but we’re laughing with them not at them ?

 

[swarvsta]

A bit of research never hurt anyone! He aint massive and he aint a midget ?

5"10... Pretty much average

Actually 3 inches smaller than average for a Dutch male.

Holland is the tallest nation.

Not sure where they stand in the girth rankings, though.

 

[Schitzophonic]

‘It is expected that white smoke will soon be available’- so Levy has resorted to giving rival chairmen crack to sweeten the deal?

I thought it meant that we have upgraded from Jorge Mendes, and the Pope is brokering the deal?

 

[Luka Van der Bale]

Built like Andy Reid lol.... To be fair he moves pretty well for a fat lad.

I don’t think he’s fat - just very built. Seems in good shape, and it clearly doesn’t affect his pace, acceleration, mobility or manoeuvrability.

 

[dtxspurs]

‘It is expected that white smoke will soon be available’- so Levy has resorted to giving rival chairmen crack to sweeten the deal?

He just clarified on twitter that it means the deal is close.

 

[Dean]

He just clarified on twitter that it means the deal is close.

Like, lillywhite smoke then?

 

[$hoguN]

He just clarified on twitter that it means the deal is close.

It means an agreement has been reached

 

[scat1620]

These are the circumstances that can tempt Daniel Levy to come out of the shadows and move in for the kill...

When it comes to transfers, he's, like, the best bald assassin there is:

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Haha
Daniel Levy in transfer conclave

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

He just clarified on twitter that it means the deal is close.

Not crack, then?

 

[arunspurs]

If any one has doubts over Bergwijn capability in PL, have a look this compilation of him vs England.
He plays more centrally here , more often than not beats English press , skinned Walker & Magiire and often finds the key pass.

 

[daryl hannah]

Although Bergwijn looks half decent he was ineffective against Spurs in the Champions League and didn't stand out. I think this is a bit of a punt, really.

Poch requested 'different tools to work otherwise I am the stupidest guy...' in one of his pressers. So Levy sacked him and reverted to bringing in slightly more calculated punts.

We'll see if we're any better off in another 5 years.

 

[DONOS10]

 

[VegasII]

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

 

[JR1994]

Although Bergwijn looks half decent he was ineffective against Spurs in the Champions League and didn't stand out. I think this is a bit of a punt, really.

Poch requested 'different tools to work otherwise I am the stupidest guy...' in one of his pressers. So Levy sacked him and reverted to bringing in slightly more calculated punts.

We'll see if we're any better off in another 5 years.

He only played in 1 game against us..

 

[daryl hannah]

He only played in 1 game against us..

well he was fucking awful