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[coysjod]

If I could write proper lyrics I would have made something of Elvis Costello's Alison, but I can't...

 

[Joe Bjorn Hotspur]

To the song Start me Up by the Rolling Stones

James Maddison
James Maddison is dynamite
James Maddison
James Maddison he’s a lillywhite

He makes you score a goal
He makes you score a goal

Yiddo yiddo
Yiddo Yiddo

Apologies if that is proper cringe.

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Madison, James Madison,
We are the Dukes of JMU
Madison, James Madison,
The fighting Dukes of JMU
Fight for Glory-- Honors Won
Brighten the Lights of Madison
Madison, James Madison,
Show your Colors
Proud and True
We are the Dukes of JMU



Surely someone can work with this!

"The JMU fight song is one of the most unique school songs in America College Fight Songs," said former band director, Dr. Pat Rooney. “It has an uplifting 'jazzy' sound that really matches the spirit of Madison and everything we are."

 

[Timberwolf]

If I could write proper lyrics I would have made something of Elvis Costello's Alison, but I can't...

Maddisonnnn
Scoring free kicks is what you do
Ooooooh
Maddisooooon
Your aim is true

(Fucking rubbish but I tried)

I've been singing that Elvis Costello song in my head every time I've seen the Liverpool keeper for the past 5 years.

 

[Joe Bjorn Hotspur]

If I could write proper lyrics I would have made something of Elvis Costello's Alison, but I can't...

Maddison
Defenders haven’t a clue
Oh Maddison you get those passes through
Maddison you look so good in white and blue
In white and blue
In white and blue

 

[Ginol-ooh!]

To the chorus of A Place in the Sun by Stevie Wonder

There's a James Maddison,
and he plays for Tottenham,
and he's got a wand of a right foot.
Because he's James Maddison,
and before my life is done,
it's good to find a James Maddison

It clearly needs improvement, but brain no worky

 

[coysjod]

Maddison
Defenders haven’t a clue
Oh Maddison you get those passes through
Maddison you look so good in white and blue
In white and blue
In white and blue

Better than Maddison - this team is killing you…

 

[bomberH]

Maybe Danny Rose’s old song

Maddy, Maddison
Maddy, Maddison

Nice and easy, short and sweet, boring and crap etc etc.

 

[SandroClegane]

Simples.

Maaaaaddison! You're our Maddison!

 

[Trent Crimm]

He’s Jamie Tartt.

 

[tevezito]

James Maddison, James Maddison,
James Maddison’s a Yid,
Maddison, Maddison, Maddison, Maddison,
James Maddison’s a Yid

to the tune of Sit down by…

 

[npearl4spurs]

Won't the fans just recycle the Eriksen chant? Especially since he is the heir and embraces it

 

[McFlash]

Imagine doing a Maddison song to this tune . Still think he'd want a chant!?

What the hell is that? And why does it exist?
And how come so many people seem to know who the fuck that is?!

 

[Wig]

Anyone tried asking ChatGPT for suggestions?

 

[Falconer]

I have bo idea as I have no creative bones at all bit I'd love it to be a rehash of the Stevie Archibald song...miss that sing

 

[LeSoupeKitchen]

Maddison son son he’s now Tottenham’s number 10
Maddison son son he’s a yid like van der ven.
To the left to the right, he’s our midfield dynamite
When he plays for the lilywhites, he will bang them in all night.

Another option:

Maddison son son he comes from Coventry......

 

[Seoulman]

How about to the tune of Elvis Costello's Alison?



"Maddison, we know your feet are magical.
Oh, Maddison, your aim is true."

I'll leave you fine wordsmiths to do better than my feeble attempt (though the second line was pretty much fine as it was).

 

[mark87]

 

[SlotBadger]

Chant for Saturday?

A sardonic song to the tune of, “Harry Kane, he’s one of our own.”

James Maddison, he hates Gareth Bale

 

[KirstyG]

Madison, James Madison,
We are the Dukes of JMU
Madison, James Madison,
The fighting Dukes of JMU
Fight for Glory-- Honors Won
Brighten the Lights of Madison
Madison, James Madison,
Show your Colors
Proud and True
We are the Dukes of JMU



Surely someone can work with this!

"The JMU fight song is one of the most unique school songs in America College Fight Songs," said former band director, Dr. Pat Rooney. “It has an uplifting 'jazzy' sound that really matches the spirit of Madison and everything we are."

Not really feeling this - it feels a bit too family fun-day lol