- Jul 20, 2005
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Shit where you sit.I’m dying for a dump but my phone needs charging and obviously I need it for updates.
Do I
a) remain in the front room by the charger, resist the urge to expunge until it’s biologically impossible and simply shit myself?
or
b) run an extension lead into the toilet so that I can both charge my phone and dump comfortably. The downsides to this are a slightly ajar door ( I cannot abide open doors; as a youth I use to weep on tube journeys) and not being able to watch SSN fiddle themselves giddy when they announce Bale?
Forgot to add, we also have a large gathering of family around