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strummer

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Apr 26, 2006
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Cornpattbuck

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Want to sign a striker: constantly leak rumours of the dream £30m strikers you want in an attempt to rustle up interest.

Want to sell club: leak fake and inflated bids in an attempt to rustle up interest.

Want to have the world's best stadium: blah blah blah tweet tweet etc.

It's like a shitty Apprentice outtake on repeat.

The West Ham supporters I know find it as embarrassing as we find it funny. Any bravado has gone.
 

Wellspurs

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Mar 9, 2006
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Just spoken to a Manu mate at the game last night. He said all the stewards at their end were Manu fans?

I wonder if they volunteered for the job?

I can't say I'd be too pleased if our stewards were jumping about celebrating with Chav fans tomorrow in the unlikely event they score!!

Also said he can't stand West Ham but almost felt sorry for genuine fans lumbered with such a crap stadium where he couldn't work out where chanting came from till he realised it was an echo from Manu bouncing around.
 

BuryMeInEngland

Polish that cock lads
May 24, 2012
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Don't usually condone violence but that lot deserve a good kicking. One tried kicking off with mefollowed by another 3 because i questioned why I wasn't allowed to take a mars bar into the ground when being searched. Apparently it's policy, no food or drink to be taken to which my response was b.....ks.
Complete and utter jobs worths trying to pick fights.

From Monty Python; stewards now trained on how to defend yourself from a man carrying a Mars Bar... next week banana?
He should have stuck his Mars bar up his arse and smuggled it in that way
 

montylynch

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Jun 23, 2005
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Sunderland turn down a £6million bid for Defoe........

Would he go back there, I'm sure the fans hold him in as high regard as Ince, Lampard and Harry.
 

nightgoat

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Sep 12, 2005
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Sunderland turn down a £6million bid for Defoe........

Would he go back there, I'm sure the fans hold him in as high regard as Ince, Lampard and Harry.

Why would he want to go back when the fans have given him dogs abuse ever since he left?
 

dagraham

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Sep 20, 2005
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Sunderland turn down a £6million bid for Defoe........

Would he go back there, I'm sure the fans hold him in as high regard as Ince, Lampard and Harry.

More to the point, why the hell would Sunderland sell him and condemn themselves to certain relegation, losing 10's of millions of pounds?
 

Shadydan

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Jul 7, 2012
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I'd stay right where I was if I was Defoe but then again he does have family and friends in London, he just seems settled to me in Sunderland.
 

hughy

I'm SUPER cereal.
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Defoe generally being Sunderland's only hope of staying up is worth way more than £6m.
 

Wellspurs

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That's the killer ain't it? The younger generation are falling out of love with it then it shows what a complete ball up the 3 liars made of this move. I'm not going on Friday and none of our group of 7-10 are interested either. But when a 13 year old lad would rather stay at home than go and watch us versus Man united in a midweek game under the lights then you know somethings seriously wrong with the place.

 
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