Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[Marty]

It's an interesting one.

Manager Records

Below is a complete list of West Ham United managers and their records from 1901 to present day. To date, the club has only had 14 permanent managers and three caretaker managers.

westhamworld.co.uk

According to that site Moyes had a win percentage of 29.03%. This is worse than Pellegrini, Bilic, Allardyce and Grant. The last manager with a worse record was Zola.

According to that site Zola and Moyes have the worse win percentage records in the club's history. From the managers who have managed the club for over 30 games Pellegrini has the 2nd best record.

As long as West Ham think they are a big club they will continue to fail.

This proves for me that Pellegrini was doing a good job but was shot in the back when Fabianski got injured and their replacement turned out to be the shittest goalkeeper in PL history. A good job built upon a flimsy foundation, but a good job nonetheless.

The answer to whether signing Roberto was solely the DoF's idea or whether Pellegrini had any input in it is the answer to who is to blame for him getting sacked.

 

[dontcallme]

This proves for me that Pellegrini was doing a good job but was shot in the back when Fabianski got injured and their replacement turned out to be the shittest goalkeeper in PL history.

Seems to me that they panicked at the first sign of trouble.

Be interesting to hear insider info. We had stories of players unhappy with Poch. Wonder what the West Ham players relationship was like with Pellegrini.

 

[Marty]

Seems to me that they panicked at the first sign of trouble.

Be interesting to hear insider info. We had stories of players unhappy with Poch. Wonder what the West Ham players relationship was like with Pellegrini.

Absolutely. Don't be surprised to see them pick up more points and get well clear of relegation now Fabianski's back. Wouldn't matter who the manager is, if Pellegrini had stayed or gone, their defence will surely gain so much confidence now.

 

[mark87]

Moyes confirmed.

Who's gonna join me in visiting KUMB?

 

[TheChosenOne]

Moyes confirmed.

Who's gonna join me in visiting KUMB?

It's gonna be a bloodbath in there

 

[Marty]

Just when I thought we were a mess, the Dildo Brothers set the record straight.

Cannot believe they've done this

 

[mark87]

18 month deal

 

[noiseboy55]

this is brilliant

 

[Shadydan]

Moyes confirmed.

Who's gonna join me in visiting KUMB?

 

[wirE]

David Moyes back at the wheel again. Good managers dont seem to grove at trees these days huh?

 

[KingKay]

Moyesiah!

 

[Led's Zeppelin]

However bad we get, we'll never compete with this lot...this seems to be the consensus on KUMB:


If I hadn't packed it in already I'd be boycotting the Bournemouth game

Utter farce, unemployed Moyes unloved and unwanted as a manager but good old West Ham



I genuinely hope we go down

Enough is enough

And for good measure:

Currently with my family who are all Spurs..

Kill me now..

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Manager Records

Below is a complete list of West Ham United managers and their records from 1901 to present day. To date, the club has only had 14 permanent managers and three caretaker managers.

westhamworld.co.uk

Lou Macari – The Scot was the first non-Englishman to manage West Ham

Gianfranco Zola – The Italian was the club’s first foreign manager.

.....erm......hang on......erm....does someone realy need to explain what foreign means?

 

[nailsy]

I think West Ham have done well to act swiftly and axe someone who clearly wasn't working out and to appoint someone who's a better fit at the club. You can easily compare them to us acting quickly to replace Poch with a guy who is a proven winner with nineteen domestic titles and four major European titles. A guy who can take us to where we want to be as a club. Likewise West Ham have recognised that they need someone with the right experience and have quickly secured the signature of a guy who won the second division with Preston North End twenty years ago. You have to admire their forward planning.

 

[sausage]

I think West Ham have done well to act swiftly and axe someone who clearly wasn't working out and to appoint someone who's a better fit at the club. You can easily compare them to us acting quickly to replace Poch with a guy who is a proven winner with nineteen domestic titles and four major European titles. A guy who can take us to where we want to be as a club. Likewise West Ham have recognised that they need someone with the right experience and have quickly secured the signature of a guy who won the second division with Preston North End twenty years ago. You have to admire their forward planning.

Tbf, he had Everton punching above their weight through austerity when given a decent amount of support.

I was quite amazed that he's only 56. United knocked 10 years off him, aesthetically.

 

[Dougal]

Remember when new managers used to be unveiled? Now they’re just inflated.

 

[Hakkz]

They actually did it?!

 

[Nine while nine]

Tbf, he had Everton punching above their weight through austerity when given a decent amount of support.

I was quite amazed that he's only 56. United knocked 10 years off him, aesthetically.

One thing I noted from the West Ham 'welcome' video is how asymmetrically Moyes has aged.

His right side is care-free, easy-going and relaxed, almost too relaxed. Conversely, his left side is battle-scarred and has aged really badly.

Either he only thinks with half his brain - which would explain a lot - and therefore only ages on one side of his face or, in some as-yet-not-fully-understood-Faustian-pact, he's cursed to have his physiognomy reflect the current state of Tottenham's defence. Either way, it's quite bizarre.

 

[Hakkz]

One thing I noted from the West Ham 'welcome' video is how asymmetrically Moyes has aged.

His right side is care-free, easy-going and relaxed, almost too relaxed. Conversely, his left side is battle-scarred and has aged really badly.

Either he only thinks with half his brain - which would explain a lot - and therefore only ages on one side of his face or, in some as-yet-not-fully-understood-Faustian-pact, he's cursed to have his physiognomy reflect the current state of Tottenham's defence. Either way, it's quite bizarre.

How are you so creative?

 

[Gb160]

Oh now this is just great.
I actually cant believe it.