wearetheparklane
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- Apr 5, 2005
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ASTRA FACKIN GOO GOO
Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham
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beats1
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- Feb 22, 2010
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I was closer to Lilbaz near the middle and they were loud near the end
riggi
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- Jun 24, 2008
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Same. I couldn't hear a peep from them. I could see they were singing though.
This is the problem with Wembley
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BuryMeInEngland
Polish that cock lads
- May 24, 2012
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West Ham fans' fury after hipster Hackney Wick bar announces match day clampdown.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...ban-on-club-colours-after-games-a3352001.html
I'm not sure whether to laugh at this because Spammers have been banned from a local pub (visions of that happening at the old Boleyn pub), or to say they should be grateful that they have one less hipster microbrewery to frequent.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...ban-on-club-colours-after-games-a3352001.html
I'm not sure whether to laugh at this because Spammers have been banned from a local pub (visions of that happening at the old Boleyn pub), or to say they should be grateful that they have one less hipster microbrewery to frequent.
goughie1966
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- Aug 28, 2008
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Before, During and after the game against Accrington Stanley, all very negative and many seem down in the dumps, compunded by the fact they had to endure Clive Allen on the radio commentary with us winning 5-0. We get plenty of mention..lovely:
Good luck to anyone going to this. I'm gona sit this one out. Wasted enough money on this shower of sh@t in the last few weeks. An unconvincing 2-0 win.
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I hope the attendance is pitiful so it goes some way in telling them that the majority ain't ****ing happy with ongoings at the Club with how they have dealt with the move. You couldn't pay me to attend this one, my little way of protesting with my feet. Gutted its come to this but left with little choice.
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Can't wait to see Accrington Stanley. Especially as they were the go to useless team ridiculed by the 80's TV advert. If they win I think I'll actually laugh it can't be as bad as Saturday surely. How many are they bringing to the Punch Bowl?
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My plan is to get sufficiently pissed that I'm only vaguely aware of how **** we're playing and how angry the crowd are getting.1-2 Accrington and I won't be visiting this sight for a while afterwards. I can make myself quite miserable enough.
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Full first team out. This trophy is the ONLY chance of reaching Europe next season
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I will be satisfied if we don't have a single shot on target, provided we are resilient and defend well
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Keeping a clean sheet against Accrington would be a significant achievement and a positive step in the right direction
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It's a league 2 team at home ,not Man City.
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I know they are Div 2 but Accrington have won their last two games to nil. On Saturday they beat 2nd in the table Portsmouth. They are on the up. Just saying...
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Needs to used as a confidence booster for those lacking, and match fitness for those coming back. A good win tonight can act as stimulus to kick on at the weekend. Another poor show and it'll only get worse
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Not a night for experimenting. Put out a strong well balanced side and go out to win comfortably.
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This has got 6-5 written all over it.
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I fear this could be our rock bottom low point for the season. Can see us crashing out in a really drab dull game in front of a less than half full stadium. A lot like Astra but without the full house. From then on it will all turn around... 7 or 8 game unbeaten run, 5 or 6 wins including a win at Spurs!
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Losing this should be unthinkable. A dispiriting, laboured victory should be worst case scenario.
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Sell tickets for a tenner and they'll sell it out, at £25 there will be sub 40k there. Think we'll win comfortably 2-0 or 3-0
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4-0 to the hammers... would love an Antonio hattrick
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am i going to be able to take my cough mixture into the ground ?
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Strong team. Would've liked a bit more support in the middle with Fernandes on his first start, but two up front means we're going for goals. No mercy COYI !!
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It is disappointing that we field an 11 tonight in the league cup without an Englishman.
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During the game:
It will be really embarrassing for Accrington if they can't beat us
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Is this the longest we've gone all season without conceding? Progress.
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This is really quite depressing. So our 'transfer window newbies' squad can't play football. Brilliant.
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The commentators are slating the OS now. Hahahaa.
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30 mins against Accrington Stanley in our shiny new stadium and it's goalless. On the plus side we're not losing, on the downside we're playing a fourth tier team and we've got a strong team out containing almost every new signing and we haven't scored a goal.
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35 mins... 1 shot at goal. A free kick straight at the keeper.
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4 goals in 3 games for Charlie Austin. The same Austin many on here were laughing about last season saying we dodged a bullet
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I'm finding this quite worrying, our tenth game of the season, we've already lost 6, and we're struggling at home to Accrington Stanley.
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Looks like we need to drink some milk at half time
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45 mins, clean sheet
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Who else is relieved they haven't got themselves a season ticket this year?
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Second half
So, Lanzini and Payet on to defeat the almighty Accrington Stanley. Heady days boys, heady days.
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i only really want us to score to shut Clive Allen up.
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Sounds like a real humdinger. Have we won yet?
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Yes, we won against Bournemouth
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How did Fletcher not earn his place in tonight's starting line up?
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Perhaps he won the raffle
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Disgraceful, I was hoping we would walk this by a clear 3 goal advantage. In for a sad night
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One of the best squads *on paper* yet we are absolutely *****.
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Never thought I'd be saying this so early in the season but.... we need Carroll back
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Missing Sakho and Carroll
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If it goes to extra time at least the punters who bothered to go have got more football for their money.
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Tottenham dispatching Gillingham comfortably and we struggle to score aganst Accrinton Stanley
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And the better ones also!
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Spuds change 11 players with some kids in and are 5 up at 68 mins
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Just what I was thinking. A sign that we're really not as good as some think we are
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They're better than us and have a better manager. Sucks but it's true
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And a better stadium, correction, they actually have a stadium. We are a bunch of jokers!
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And Spurs have the foresight to progress by moving to a new football stadium
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Some posters on here actually thought we were close to closing the gap on them last year! We couldn't be further from them, on or off the pitch
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Why don't Clive Allen just self felate every time spurs are mentioned it will save us having to hear the dross coming out of his mouth....his after dinner speeches must be at intensive care units....
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We are now everything we dreaded we would be...
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**** Spurs! Who gives a **** about them!
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To be fair spuds have had it pretty right for season after season in relation to how they've built that club I hate them
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They should play the Benny Hill theme tune over the PA system for future games instread of Bubbles
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Payet free kick to save us?
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1-0
Saved by quality once again
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Just knew it no sooner than declined up that free kick
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Job done and a clean sheet
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Thank the Lord. Just relieved we've avoided embarrassment, (Trust me, you didn't!)
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We made really tough work of this, here is hoping we can move forward with this win
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**** knows how we keep hold of Payet
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Bet Payet used to dream of scoring a last minute winner against Accrington Stanley when he was a nipper
# Living the Dream
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1-0 to the Mighty West Ham , unbeaten in all Domestic Cup Competitions and still in with a chance of Champions League Football
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One cup final out the way
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Chelsea at home in the next round.
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Excellent draw... Carnage at the OS though
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Good luck to anyone going to this. I'm gona sit this one out. Wasted enough money on this shower of sh@t in the last few weeks. An unconvincing 2-0 win.
-----------------------------------------
I hope the attendance is pitiful so it goes some way in telling them that the majority ain't ****ing happy with ongoings at the Club with how they have dealt with the move. You couldn't pay me to attend this one, my little way of protesting with my feet. Gutted its come to this but left with little choice.
----------------------------------------
Can't wait to see Accrington Stanley. Especially as they were the go to useless team ridiculed by the 80's TV advert. If they win I think I'll actually laugh it can't be as bad as Saturday surely. How many are they bringing to the Punch Bowl?
----------------------------------------
My plan is to get sufficiently pissed that I'm only vaguely aware of how **** we're playing and how angry the crowd are getting.1-2 Accrington and I won't be visiting this sight for a while afterwards. I can make myself quite miserable enough.
----------------------------------------
Full first team out. This trophy is the ONLY chance of reaching Europe next season
----------------------------------------
I will be satisfied if we don't have a single shot on target, provided we are resilient and defend well
---------------------------------------
Keeping a clean sheet against Accrington would be a significant achievement and a positive step in the right direction
---------------------------------------
It's a league 2 team at home ,not Man City.
---------------------------------------
I know they are Div 2 but Accrington have won their last two games to nil. On Saturday they beat 2nd in the table Portsmouth. They are on the up. Just saying...
---------------------------------------
Needs to used as a confidence booster for those lacking, and match fitness for those coming back. A good win tonight can act as stimulus to kick on at the weekend. Another poor show and it'll only get worse
---------------------------------------
Not a night for experimenting. Put out a strong well balanced side and go out to win comfortably.
---------------------------------------
This has got 6-5 written all over it.
---------------------------------------
I fear this could be our rock bottom low point for the season. Can see us crashing out in a really drab dull game in front of a less than half full stadium. A lot like Astra but without the full house. From then on it will all turn around... 7 or 8 game unbeaten run, 5 or 6 wins including a win at Spurs!
---------------------------------------
Losing this should be unthinkable. A dispiriting, laboured victory should be worst case scenario.
---------------------------------------
Sell tickets for a tenner and they'll sell it out, at £25 there will be sub 40k there. Think we'll win comfortably 2-0 or 3-0
---------------------------------------
4-0 to the hammers... would love an Antonio hattrick
---------------------------------------
am i going to be able to take my cough mixture into the ground ?
---------------------------------------
Strong team. Would've liked a bit more support in the middle with Fernandes on his first start, but two up front means we're going for goals. No mercy COYI !!
---------------------------------------
It is disappointing that we field an 11 tonight in the league cup without an Englishman.
---------------------------------------
During the game:
It will be really embarrassing for Accrington if they can't beat us
---------------------------------------
Is this the longest we've gone all season without conceding? Progress.
---------------------------------------
This is really quite depressing. So our 'transfer window newbies' squad can't play football. Brilliant.
---------------------------------------
The commentators are slating the OS now. Hahahaa.
---------------------------------------
30 mins against Accrington Stanley in our shiny new stadium and it's goalless. On the plus side we're not losing, on the downside we're playing a fourth tier team and we've got a strong team out containing almost every new signing and we haven't scored a goal.
---------------------------------------
35 mins... 1 shot at goal. A free kick straight at the keeper.
---------------------------------------
4 goals in 3 games for Charlie Austin. The same Austin many on here were laughing about last season saying we dodged a bullet
---------------------------------------
I'm finding this quite worrying, our tenth game of the season, we've already lost 6, and we're struggling at home to Accrington Stanley.
---------------------------------------
Looks like we need to drink some milk at half time
---------------------------------------
45 mins, clean sheet
---------------------------------------
Who else is relieved they haven't got themselves a season ticket this year?
---------------------------------------
Second half
So, Lanzini and Payet on to defeat the almighty Accrington Stanley. Heady days boys, heady days.
---------------------------------------
i only really want us to score to shut Clive Allen up.
---------------------------------------
Sounds like a real humdinger. Have we won yet?
---------------------------------------
Yes, we won against Bournemouth
---------------------------------------
How did Fletcher not earn his place in tonight's starting line up?
---------------------------------------
Perhaps he won the raffle
---------------------------------------
Disgraceful, I was hoping we would walk this by a clear 3 goal advantage. In for a sad night
---------------------------------------
One of the best squads *on paper* yet we are absolutely *****.
---------------------------------------
Never thought I'd be saying this so early in the season but.... we need Carroll back
---------------------------------------
Missing Sakho and Carroll
---------------------------------------
If it goes to extra time at least the punters who bothered to go have got more football for their money.
---------------------------------------
Tottenham dispatching Gillingham comfortably and we struggle to score aganst Accrinton Stanley
---------------------------------------
And the better ones also!
---------------------------------------
Spuds change 11 players with some kids in and are 5 up at 68 mins
---------------------------------------
Just what I was thinking. A sign that we're really not as good as some think we are
---------------------------------------
They're better than us and have a better manager. Sucks but it's true
---------------------------------------
And a better stadium, correction, they actually have a stadium. We are a bunch of jokers!
---------------------------------------
And Spurs have the foresight to progress by moving to a new football stadium
---------------------------------------
Some posters on here actually thought we were close to closing the gap on them last year! We couldn't be further from them, on or off the pitch
---------------------------------------
Why don't Clive Allen just self felate every time spurs are mentioned it will save us having to hear the dross coming out of his mouth....his after dinner speeches must be at intensive care units....
---------------------------------------
We are now everything we dreaded we would be...
---------------------------------------
**** Spurs! Who gives a **** about them!
---------------------------------------
To be fair spuds have had it pretty right for season after season in relation to how they've built that club I hate them
---------------------------------------
They should play the Benny Hill theme tune over the PA system for future games instread of Bubbles
---------------------------------------
Payet free kick to save us?
---------------------------------------
1-0
Saved by quality once again
---------------------------------------
Just knew it no sooner than declined up that free kick
--------------------------------------
Job done and a clean sheet
-------------------------------------
Thank the Lord. Just relieved we've avoided embarrassment, (Trust me, you didn't!)
-------------------------------------
We made really tough work of this, here is hoping we can move forward with this win
-------------------------------------
**** knows how we keep hold of Payet
-------------------------------------
Bet Payet used to dream of scoring a last minute winner against Accrington Stanley when he was a nipper
# Living the Dream
------------------------------------
1-0 to the Mighty West Ham , unbeaten in all Domestic Cup Competitions and still in with a chance of Champions League Football
------------------------------------
One cup final out the way
------------------------------------
Chelsea at home in the next round.
------------------------------------
Excellent draw... Carnage at the OS though
------------------------------------
thebenjamin
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- Jul 1, 2008
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robbiedee
Mama said knock you out
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StartingPrice
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thinktank
Hmmm...
- Sep 28, 2004
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Ya think?!
Eureka!
Erm...you don't.
spursfan77
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- Aug 13, 2005
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Have these two bellends just seen arsenalfantv and thought "that's a good idea to make us look like tools" and copied that?
riggi
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- Jun 24, 2008
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We have one of our own.
thinktank
Hmmm...
- Sep 28, 2004
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Nutter 60 year old asking for a pasting. They really are dogs. Guy had a kid on his lap as well. They should have been fined for that. Not sure why they are getting away with this. Hardly any stewards around either to diffuse.
riggi
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Gb160
Well done boys. Good process
- Jun 20, 2012
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I'm against that sort of trouble in front of kids but I'm really enjoying the state that club is in right now, fanbase at war with each other, team in the relegation zone, idiot owners.
So hopefully more of that sort of thing tomorrow...that'd be nice.
VertongHen
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Can't wait 4-2morrow when they lose to Southampton 
nailsy
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- Jul 24, 2005
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riggi
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Harry Kane?
Na some bloke with skinny jeans and pot noodles on his head.
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