Let's all laugh at Tottenham Hotspur thread

[OmarsComing]

After the success of my last 'Let's all laugh at X club thread' I feel that tonight should be a start at returning the balance to the footballing world.

My last thread of a similar theme was indeed the now infamous 'Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread'. I created this thread when Liverpool, who were once a great club, had turned into the biggest joke in world football, having spent over £100million on useless footballers - hmmm the similarities!!!

Since the creation of the thread, Liverpool have changed from being the biggest joke in world football to title challengers in less than two seasons and thus with this mindset, and not having much more dignity to lose, I now present the Let's all laugh at Tottenham Hotspur thread.

Fill yer boots, let's be havin ya, etc...

 

[Dan Yeats]

Yep.

 

[OmarsComing]

WE SIMPLY CANNOT HAVE THIS THREAD ALLOWED TO STAY! IF SCUM FANS SAW THIS THEY WOULD BE ON THE FLOOR. DO THEY REALLY NEED MORE AMMO AGAINST US? NOW THEY HAVE US LAUGHING AT OURSELVES!

Your caps lock button seems to be broken, Bruce.

 

[Misfit]

An oldie to start things off...

It's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of the class.
'My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.'
The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad.
Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Tottenham Hotspur.'

 

[beats1]

 

[Kingstheman]

Ho ho ho.

Even Santa laughs at us.

 

[UncleBuck]

It was only a matter of time, we should have run a book on who was going to create it!

 

[UncleBuck]

He's a very naughty boy and he's not coming out to play any more...

 

[THX2208]

Q: What is the difference between a Tottenham supporter and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

 

[THX2208]

 

[TaoistMonkey]

How in the hell did you get this reopened ?

 

[OmarsComing]

How in the hell did you get this reopened ?

Firstly, you locked that welsh blokes thread who isn't called Welshie.

Secondly, I was polite enough to create this thread in general football, where the moderators attitudes are more tolerant to threads like these.

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Firstly, you locked that welsh blokes thread who isn't called Welshie.

Secondly, I was polite enough to create this thread in general football, where the moderators attitudes are more tolerant to threads like these.

I'll leave it then.

Bit of a sad thread though don't you think. Guess that's the support these days

 

[Spurger King]

I'll leave it then.

Bit of a sad thread though don't you think. Guess that's the support these days

Without meaning to offend you, you seem to have gone completely nuts with power when it comes to being a mod. Closing down threads at random, rating people's posts with warnings because they have something slightly negative about them, deleting posts by people because you don't think they suit the tone of the thread. All seems a bit excessive.

You're not planning on invading Poland any time soon are you?!

 

[OmarsComing]

I'll leave it then.

Bit of a sad thread though don't you think. Guess that's the support these days

Isn't it ironic, don't ya think?
It's like selling you best CB
When there's nobody there
It's like the good advice
That you just can't take


Ok that was shit, did Welshie come back as xyz ninja xyz earlier this morning? He said he was him

Without meaning to offend you, <deleted hitler comparision>

LOL

 

[Syn_13]

Without meaning to offend you, you seem to have gone completely nuts with power when it comes to being a mod. Closing down threads at random, rating people's posts with warnings because they have something slightly negative about them, deleting posts by people because you don't think they suit the tone of the thread. All seems a bit excessive.

You're not planning on invading Poland any time soon are you?!

Nice knowing you, SK.

 

[Misfit]

Christ. That Godwin came from nowhere.

 

[Spurger King]

Nice knowing you, SK.

Haha. Well...I like TM a lot, and I don't want to sound like I'm having a pop at him. Just thought I would mention it as it's been bothering me a bit.

At least if I do disappear I'll have Danny Rose for company.

 

[vavaboom]

Haha. Well...I like TM a lot, and I don't want to sound like I'm having a pop at him. Just thought I would mention it as it's been bothering me a bit.

At least if I do disappear I'll have Danny Rose for company.

I have come to the conclusion that Danny Rose must be the new Doctor, and is currently navigating the space-time continuum doing battle with bad special effects.

 

[mano-obe]

lol @Tottenham