Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[thinktank]

Looks like Klopp's love has evolved from hugs to

Culo Tore.

 

[whitelanefever]

Culo Tore.

When a C*ck fits your ass that's akolo.. klipperty's flops.. klipperty's flop's that's a Kolo..
when CL is just a dream.. thank akolo

 

[thinktank]

When a C*ck fits your ass that's akolo.. klipperty's flops.. klipperty's flop's that's a Kolo..
when CL is just a dream.. thank akolo

You're drunk, aren't you?

 

[whitelanefever]

You're drunk, aren't you?

Yep.. first drink since christmas

 

[Flynn]

Yep.. first drink since christmas

Dry Jan fail

 

[Drink!Drink!]

Hahah 0-0 with West Ham...perfect!

Klopp is really coming over as a bit of a moaning ninny. Anyway just fantastic, he moans and moans about too many games, and too many cup games especially, says it is imperative their cup tie does not go to a reply, makes 10 changes, 0-0...and a replay to come....

Just waiting for the conspiracy theorists to get going on RAWK

 

[Danny1]

Hahahahaha Lawro, Gerrard, Carragher, M Quinn and all the rest of the idiotic Liverpool fans/ex players can shut up with all this great team nonsense! They are absolute toilet, only 11 points behind us now.......!!!

 

[Monkey boy]

Their result hasn't helped us out in the slightest but fuck it I'm still laughing at the pricks. They deserve all the shit that they get. Celebrating draws with WBA and 5-4 wins against a truly terrible Norwich just shows their level these days.

 

[Rout-Ledge]

How they conceded FOUR to that Norwich side is beyond me.

They are clearly rubbish.

 

[npearl4spurs]

no need to worry about any challenge from this lot.

We are 11 points and a bajillion goals clear.

I can't wait to smash them at Anfield

 

[cookiemonster]

Owl Hodgson grinning like fat Cheshire cat infuriated me the most

From RAWK

 

[Kranjcar on Ice]

Owl Hodgson grinning like fat Cheshire cat infuriated me the most

From RAWK

And despite that he'll still select half their first team for England simply because they play for Liverpool.

 

[Pellshek]

They're a mess.

Good players (6)
2. Clyne
10. Coutinho
23. Can
33. Ibe
38. Flanagan
17. Sakho

Potentially good players, but some crocked in the body, some crocked in the head, some crocked of form, and most the jury is still out on... (7)
6. Lovren
9. Benteke
11. Firmino
14. Henderson
15. Sturridge
20. Lallana
28. Ings

The rest: Not good enough, and/or talent in decline (10)
3. Enrique
4. Toure
7. Milner
18. Moreno
19. Caulker
21. Lucas
22. Mignolet
24. Allen
37. Skrtel
34. Bogdan

(They also have several kids, of whom I think Ilori, Teixeira, Gomez, Brannagan and Origi are competing for the senior squad. Presumably some will break through, but you can't build a Top 6 squad around them).

Mess. They could be 10 players shy (1st team and squad players) of consistent CL pushes. A few years and/or a Klopp miracle needed.

 

[Sandros Shiny Head]

They're a mess.

Good players (6)
2. Clyne
10. Coutinho
23. Can
33. Ibe
38. Flanagan
17. Sakho

Potentially good players, but some crocked in the body, some crocked in the head, some crocked of form, and most the jury is still out on... (7)
6. Lovren
9. Benteke
11. Firmino
14. Henderson
15. Sturridge
20. Lallana
28. Ings

The rest: Not good enough, and/or talent in decline (10)
3. Enrique
4. Toure
7. Milner
18. Moreno
19. Caulker
21. Lucas
22. Mignolet
24. Allen
37. Skrtel
34. Bogdan

(They also have several kids, of whom I think Ilori, Teixeira, Gomez, Brannagan and Origi are competing for the senior squad. Presumably some will break through, but you can't build a Top 6 squad around them).

Mess. They could be 10 players shy (1st team and squad players) of consistent CL pushes. A few years and/or a Klopp miracle needed.

Sorry but if Sakho is "good" then Toby should be getting a suit sorted for next years Ballon D'or

 

[Sweech]

Sorry but if Sakho is "good" then Toby should be getting a suit sorted for next years Ballon D'or

Both Sakho and Lovren can look solid at times, but they're like reverse MOTD performers.

Everytime you see them concede one of them is doing something completely moronic. Sakho on Vardy's second goal for example - beyond weak from a CB.

 

[Mullers]

I read Teamtalk (I know I am stupid for doing so!) over time I have noticed the bias towards Liverpool is a bit OTT, here is the front page today:

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I have included the table on the right hand side to show that Liverpool are in 8th position and perhaps undeserving of the attention. Former player Suarez, the German fellow heavily linked with Liverpool and of course the other more obvious Liverpool links. It really does wind me up! Why do they continue to get more press than Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United and City.

They might as well rename it Liverpool Teamtalk.

 

[nailsy]

And despite that he'll still select half their first team for England simply because they play for Liverpool.

I doubt it. He'll probably pick half of our side...he seems to watch us every week. He might go for Henderson and Clyne, but I wouldn't bet on it. Milner will make the 23, but he's a good squad player for a tournament and he's been an England player forever. Is there anyone else at Liverpool now who could feature for England?

 

[Tucker]

I doubt it. He'll probably pick half of our side...he seems to watch us every week. He might go for Henderson and Clyne, but I wouldn't bet on it. Milner will make the 23, but he's a good squad player for a tournament and he's been an England player forever. Is there anyone else at Liverpool now who could feature for England?

He will probably pick a half fit Sturridge simply on reputation alone.

 

[Lilbaz]

He will probably pick a half fit Sturridge simply on reputation alone.

Doubt it. Kane and rooney (not deserved) will be certs and vardy must have done enough.

 

[nailsy]

He will probably pick a half fit Sturridge simply on reputation alone.

As @Lilbaz says Rooney, Vardy, and Kane are certs to go. If Sturridge proves his fitness by the end of the season he'll have a chance, but I think the other three have already booked their place.