tototoner
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Why do you think that?
Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread
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Monkey boy
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The angle of his leg is just so unnatural. He's only been sent for a scan. If that photo was real surely he'd have been in hospital having his leg reset?
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Because he has a foot/ankle injury maybe?
Monkey boy
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Human nature unfortunately. Personally I want Liverpool to lose every game that they play, not having one of their best players available increases the chances of that happening or at least increases the chances of them not winning.
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An Arsenal mate was glad Alderweireld and Lamela were out. Came across a Chelski mate who was loving Rose being suspended and Davies injured. Pretty sure Liverpool are secretly happy we have our main players out.
I hope all players are fit and we can see a true reflection. Never gonna happen, is why we have squads.
tototoner
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"Bournemouth have been so so bad. Worst team we've played this season"
https://twitter.com/Coutskill/status/805415802866376704
https://twitter.com/Coutskill/status/805415802866376704
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From Rawk: They don't allow posts during the game and have some knob posting a 'live commentary' during the game:
0-2 - half time
Poetry in Motion, tra la la la la. You won't see any of the away fans leaving early to beat the traffic today. (I bet they wished they had)
We again go top of the goals scored table with that 2nd goal (after being dethroned by Arsenal yesterday)
comfy 2 - 0
1 - 2
As an aside, that pen looked rather soft it must be said - ref making up for the earlier one?
1 - 3
63' - Lawdy, lawdy, lawday - Mane to Can who whacks it first time and curls it into the top of the net.
2 - 3
Careless from Liverpool - good quick break from B'mth
3-3 - Cook -
(complete silence, not a single comment)
83' - We're pushing hard for a winner.
86' - Can gets a Yellow for a high kick. He needs to be careful, not the first time the ref has given him the eye (gay referee?)
5 minutes of extra time announced. Good, we can get the winner. (priceless)
90+2' - SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4-3
Fulltime.
That is a terrible loss.
***End of commentary**
Now the punters are let back into the thread
Got exactly what we deserved after that second half. Awful, awful defending. I thought we'd shaken this habit of throwing away comfortable leads. To lose that after being so far superior for so much of the game is nothing short of a disgrace.
Almost forgot what it feels like to support Liverpool.
Absolute aberration. And that's why we're probably not good enough to go all the way, not with a defense and defending like that.
Mignolet back in net for the next game please. Never thought i'd say that.
And we're back. What a farce.
I'm absolutely disgusted by that. "The defence is fine" ahahah fuck off. Utter fucking garbage. After all the talk from Klopp in the week about it being a "new team" unburdened by history, that was us in a nutshell. Every single inch classic Liverpool.
So, did we put down a marker today?
Bournmouth are my outside bet for going down. Fucking abysmal result.
Fuck off. Just went to sleep both times when we were 2 up. Fucking hell. Will avoid all football for a week.
Weak mentality. We are a sunshine team like Spurs. Shine for a month or two but today our true selves show. Title challenge you're having a laugh.
Pathetic, got no chance of winning the league. Would take fourth if offered it now, Arsenal don't fuck up these games and City have too much quality
Eat a stack of dicks. What even was that.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Even a Moyes team won at Bournemouth. We just conceded 4 to fucking Bournemouth!!!
Champions we are not. It's hard to imagine Chelsea letting that happen - just us. We'll comfortably finish top 4. We're just not good enough to go any further.
CANCEL THE TITLE PARADE
0-2 - half time
Poetry in Motion, tra la la la la. You won't see any of the away fans leaving early to beat the traffic today. (I bet they wished they had)
We again go top of the goals scored table with that 2nd goal (after being dethroned by Arsenal yesterday)
comfy 2 - 0
1 - 2
As an aside, that pen looked rather soft it must be said - ref making up for the earlier one?
1 - 3
63' - Lawdy, lawdy, lawday - Mane to Can who whacks it first time and curls it into the top of the net.
2 - 3
Careless from Liverpool - good quick break from B'mth
3-3 - Cook -
(complete silence, not a single comment)
83' - We're pushing hard for a winner.
86' - Can gets a Yellow for a high kick. He needs to be careful, not the first time the ref has given him the eye (gay referee?)
5 minutes of extra time announced. Good, we can get the winner. (priceless)
90+2' - SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4-3
Fulltime.
That is a terrible loss.
***End of commentary**
Now the punters are let back into the thread
Got exactly what we deserved after that second half. Awful, awful defending. I thought we'd shaken this habit of throwing away comfortable leads. To lose that after being so far superior for so much of the game is nothing short of a disgrace.
Almost forgot what it feels like to support Liverpool.
Absolute aberration. And that's why we're probably not good enough to go all the way, not with a defense and defending like that.
Mignolet back in net for the next game please. Never thought i'd say that.
And we're back. What a farce.
I'm absolutely disgusted by that. "The defence is fine" ahahah fuck off. Utter fucking garbage. After all the talk from Klopp in the week about it being a "new team" unburdened by history, that was us in a nutshell. Every single inch classic Liverpool.
So, did we put down a marker today?
Bournmouth are my outside bet for going down. Fucking abysmal result.
Fuck off. Just went to sleep both times when we were 2 up. Fucking hell. Will avoid all football for a week.
Weak mentality. We are a sunshine team like Spurs.
Shine for a month or two but today our true selves show. Title challenge you're having a laugh.Pathetic, got no chance of winning the league. Would take fourth if offered it now, Arsenal don't fuck up these games and City have too much quality
Eat a stack of dicks. What even was that.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Even a Moyes team won at Bournemouth. We just conceded 4 to fucking Bournemouth!!!
Champions we are not. It's hard to imagine Chelsea letting that happen - just us. We'll comfortably finish top 4. We're just not good enough to go any further.
CANCEL THE TITLE PARADE
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