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Clive Wilson

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This is like a Tottenham version of that Billy Joel song We Didn't Start The Fire. Our version would be We Didn't Sign A Striker.
Haha, utter genius. I'm willing to put £50 towards getting this recorded. Might start a crowdfunding thingy..
 

Clive Wilson

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Difficult to get deals done
Un-realistic... bald chairman
Dodgy exchange rates and deadwood
Homegrown, long loan, fees for agents
Brexit's looming, rising taxes
bidding wars and broken faxes
Benteke, let's take a gamble
Didn't learn from Frasier Campbell

We didn't sign a striker.... and we're never learning
 

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Difficult to get deals done
Un-realistic... bald chairman
Dodgy exchange rates and deadwood
Homegrown, long loan, fees for agents
Brexit's looming, rising taxes
bidding wars and broken faxes
Benteke, let's take a gamble
Didn't learn from Frasier Campbell

We didn't sign a striker.... and we're never learning

We didn’t sign a striker
And we’re gonna need one
Til the end of season
We didn’t sign a striker
Daniel Levy’s grinning
But the team’s not winning

Harry Redknapp in his car
Signing Nelsen and Saha
Frazier Campbell on a loan
Soldado up front on his own
Rory Allen, Neale Fenn
Will we ever score again?
 

Clive Wilson

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This chant could be what is needed to bring everyone back together and kick start our Liverpool period. We've had enough bad strikers to write enough verses for it to be a constant chant for the full 90 minutes. Bench up and dancing and everything, Pavlyuchenko and Rasiak hand in hand in the music video.
 

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We didn’t sign a striker
And we’re gonna need one
Til the end of season
We didn’t sign a striker
Daniel Levy’s grinning
But the team’s not winning

Harry Redknapp in his car
Signing Nelsen and Saha
Frazier Campbell on a loan
Soldado up front on his own
Rory Allen, Neale Fenn
Will we ever score again?
You win the internet today. Bloody marvellous!
 

jimbo

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This chant could be what is needed to bring everyone back together and kick start our Liverpool period. We've had enough bad strikers to write enough verses for it to be a constant chant for the full 90 minutes. Bench up and dancing and everything, Pavlyuchenko and Rasiak hand in hand in the music video.
Super Pav's shit-eating grin, Lucas Moura filling in
Rasiak heading chances wide, Mido's diet on the slide
 

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This chant could be what is needed to bring everyone back together and kick start our Liverpool period. We've had enough bad strikers to write enough verses for it to be a constant chant for the full 90 minutes. Bench up and dancing and everything, Pavlyuchenko and Rasiak hand in hand in the music video.
Have you still got the hookers from the summer transfer window? Could use them in the music vid
 

Clive Wilson

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Have you still got the hookers from the summer transfer window? Could use them in the music vid
Just ordered. All of our shit strikers are finally going to score, big Gregor is getting a hatrick minimum.

Seems a shame to limit it to forwards though, Clive Wilson himself should be in on this action.
 

Clive Wilson

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I've now got an image of Atouba and Ruel Fox spitroasting a Romanian hooker whilst Stalteri does a line of blow off her back.

In the foreground Rebrov and Bongani Khumalo are singing the chorus playing tambourines.

This thread genuinely may have turned this season for me and made it all worth while. If we were on 60 points now there is no way this insanity would have occurred.
 

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Super Pav's shit-eating grin, Lucas Moura filling in
Rasiak heading chances wide, Mido's diet on the slide
Or what about:

Mido’s love of balti pies, we are Tottenham watch us rise
Eric Dier falling ill, does Sheringham play football still?
 
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