I really feel I need to share this

[hazzaaa]

Arguing with my mate who's a Chelsea fan via work emails

Me: AVB is gonna want chelsea to suffer next season.

Idiot Chelsea fan: Maybe, but they wont?

Cus theyre a better club, with better players, more money and more likely to win anything?

What Modric is coming to Chelsea according to the times and ivanovic is telling him to come?

Me: I'd just like to remind you that - regardless of winning thechampions league - over the course of 38 games you failed to finish above Newcastle and Spurs

Idiot Chelsea fan: Shall we compare spurs to Chelsea over the past 10 years rather than the irregular season in which AVB lost almost every game he played?

But he’s so sick that he got fired and is going to spurs?




Not responded, but this conversation is officially over




Please discuss!

 

[Mattspur]

You're friends with someone who supports Chelsea!

 

[chadders]

Sounds like a twat, shit in his coffee.

 

[rez9000]

Sounds like a twat, shit in his coffee.

No. I'm sorry chadders, but that's completely unacceptable.

Shit in his mouth, DRINK his coffee, then piss it out into his coffee mug and make him drink THAT.

 

[OmarsComing]

Yeah having a friend who supports ****sea is a definite no-no. You should be ashamed. And your mate is correct fwiw imho

 

[Azazello]

Print this thread off and staple it to his prostate gland.

 

[ghetto_spur]

Kick his dick off.

He is right though.

 

[StartingPrice]

You don't work in the Mind Shop, do you...because he certainly sounds challenged

 

[shelfmonkey]

Kick his dick off.

He is right though.

Then post it to his missus

 

[Leo]

My best mate is an italian Chelsea fan.


It's been a tough couple of months.

Why not ask your buddy why just a paltry 80000 came out to see Chelsea parade the ECL? Hearts had 100k for the Scottish cup.

 

[si_yidarmy]

I did a massive terd this morning... I had to share this news with you all because I felt I had to...

This is over as far as I'm concerned

 

[King of Otters]

Go round his house under the pretense of meeting up for a 'good old catch up' and kick the fucking shit out of him.

 

[StartingPrice]

I did a massive terd this morning... I had to share this news with you all because I felt I had to...

This is over as far as I'm concerned

It's not over until you learn to spell it correctly

 

[Kendall]

Sounds like any football fan defending their team.

IMO Chelsea have made the biggest statement of intent so far. Hazard and Marin to add to the likes of Mata, Torres, Ramires. That is going to be some side next year.

I think they'll challenge for the title next year. I've got them 2nd behind City.

 

[ohh_when_the_spurs]

Drink his coffee and shit in his mouth, kick his dick off and post it to his Mrs, go see his Mrs and John Terry her and then shit in her.....that will teach him! Just for the record just state how dire they are to watch as i find it seems to wind them up

 

[gregga]

Sounds like any football fan defending their team.

IMO Chelsea have made the biggest statement of intent so far. Hazard and Marin to add to the likes of Mata, Torres, Ramires. That is going to be some side next year.

I think they'll challenge for the title next year. I've got them 2nd behind City.

Shame they don't have the manager to match.

It may be possible to bus-park your way to a cup victory but I don't think you can win the league that way anymore.

 

[Dougal]

Keep going at him. His constant use of question marks means he doubts himself. He will crack under pressure. When he does, nick his pen.

 

[CosmicHotspur]

I read this thread because I felt I needed to.

I wasted about two minutes of my life.

I am too old to waste two minutes of my life.

 

[hazzaaa]

people mocking me - apologies if you feel this was a waste of time.

Just think it's funny how all chelsea fans thought AVB was the best thing ever a year ago, and now they all think he's a goon

 

[hoodlum]

I agree with him. The goal nowadays is to make the CL and win it if you can, and if you can't to make the following seasons CL. They've done all of that. They've been really good the past decade or so. PL, CL, FA; they've won them all. Your friend is right.

If you want to argue history and the 19fucking60s then go right ahead. You'll have a better leg to stand on, even though almost no one that watches the sport nowadays gives a shit. Those days may as well occurred 2,000 years ago.