Harry Kane

[StockSpur]

Hello? This is reality talking - we can't and he wouldn't come anyway.

We need to stop living in dreamland!

Damn right, we need to move to Alton Towers or Thorpe Park!!

 

[Dom_Jolly]

I woz ere

 

[lukadownthelane]

I hate Levy and ENIC because their principle reason for owning the club is at odds with being a team that wins trophies.

However there is nothing to suggest we have already spent the Kane money and won’t invest much more. They will need to boost the profile of the club even if it is just to maintain the value of the club.

But ENIC out……

 

[mstill13]

Kane played 435 times for Spurs and won nothing at club level.

Tomorrow, it's possible he plays 1 game and wins his first major trophy.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it the German equivalent of our Charity Shield?

 

[VoteMe4Prez]

I hate Levy and ENIC because their principle reason for owning the club is at odds with being a team that wins trophies.

However there is nothing to suggest we have already spent the Kane money and won’t invest much more. They will need to boost the profile of the club even if it is just to maintain the value of the club.

But ENIC out……

This

 

[Dougal]

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it the German equivalent of our Charity Shield?

Which he’s never played in.

 

[Timbo Tottenham]

Comes back swinging his winners medals, says ‘how you like me now bitch?’ to anyone who’ll listen then walks straight back into the Spurs team to quietly win fuck all for the rest of his career.

Hopefully he'll get us promoted.

 

[Aleks]

Wasn't registered in time to win their cup trophy tomorrow, let's gooooo

Oh shit apparently the deadline is tomorrow, we're fucked guys

 

[JW72]

Hoddle? Blimey, you must be ancient @Archibald&Crooks. I'm surprised you can still type so fast

His user name is a clue, surely?

 

[EastUpperDK82]

Kane played 435 times for Spurs and won nothing at club level.

Tomorrow, it's possible he plays 1 game and wins his first major trophy.

So would Dier if Bayern was interested in him

 

[E17yid]

I agree. I see him back in the PL next summer.

I’d get down the bookies as you’d surely get some good odds on that. I’d say Bayern selling him next year is about 1%.

 

[Cambridge Spur]

Klinsmann

I remember taking a radio to school with me and listening to the announcement on the news that he was going. I also remember waking up to the news that we had sold Waddle to Marseille, gutted! Anyone that leaves is dead to me (until they retire). I can’t wish him well, it’s all about Spurs for me! COYS!

 

[Falconer]

Ossie when the Falklands kicked off, followed by joy when he came back… Archibald when he went to Barca. Then Hoddle… young me couldn’t ever fathom why players wouldn’t be there forever…

Loved Archibald, loved his song, after Judas moved that killed player loyalty for me, once they're gone they're gone. Only the fans are 'One of our own'

 

[mattspur1986]

Premier league Twitter account trolling us now

 

[THFCSPURS19]

 

[Yid121]

If it's a 4 year deal, are there any good reasons I shouldn't be optimistic he'll come back to break the record with us at 33/34?

 

[Mate]

Kate, if there was ever a time to go into labour, this is it

 

[Timberwolf]

What are the odds that daniel levi inserted a clause regarding that?

Ah the famous no-trophy clause.

I thought that was something we just made our own players agree to, though?

 

[Jemster]

My then hero Hoddle leaving was devastating for me, but I was 10 back then I have since seen Waddle, Lineker, Gazza, Teddy, Ginola, Bale leave so you’d think I’d get used to it. No, I haven’t as this one has hit different….

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Every time he posts the fee is getting less...